DH cut his own hair

[whatnow40]

And now he has a mullet. Not what I signed up to. AIBU to LTB?

[BlackeyedSusan]

took me a while to realise you said dH H as in grown up person...

it is usually better for someone else to do it.

[whatnow40]

Yes he's a grown up. Feels like he's achieved a goal in life now.

He has to do the school run like this!

[Chandler12]

That made me cackle you would not be unreasonable in the slightest!

[CountryGirlAddCoffee]

My ex did this while I was out for an evening. Got rid of his moustache and beard which he has the whole time I knew him. Literally felt like I had come home to a different man!

[GimmeAy]

In SICKNESS and in health I'm afraid.

[PrincessHoneysuckle]

Fuck that.I cut dh hair at the beginning of lockdown and afterwards he resembled Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber he shaved it off thank god.A self made mullet is unforgivable ltb.

[backseatcookers]

We need a picture or at least a diagram OP

[Notapheasantplucker]

I agree, pic or it didn't happen

[whatnow40]

I don't know why I'm protecting his identity. No-one else in the world would have the same 'style'.

[backseatcookers]

Bless him it looks like a pro wrestler haircut!

[SociallyDistantPenguin]

Under normal circumstances you would not be unreasonable to leave him immediately, but there are so many terrible lockdown haircuts at the moment that unfortunately I think you have to let him keep it for now!

[Notapheasantplucker]

Noo I can't see the pic! Gutted

[whatnow40]

Didn't mean to drip feed, but pre-lock down he used to cut his own hair with clippers. He literally will not do something if everyone else starts doing it. Ffs. I have to wake up to that head in the morning.

[whatnow40]

And he keeps speaking with an Aussie accent now. I might shoot him. The judge will be lenient, won't they?

[Mythica]

I can't see it either

[Notapheasantplucker]

Haha I can see it now, brill

[whatnow40]

@Notapheasantplucker please don't encourage him!!

[UnhappyMondays]

Argh can’t see it!

Nothing wrong with a bit of business at the front and party at the back (on other people and people I’m not having sex with 😂)

[UnhappyMondays]

Unless it is this league?

[whatnow40]

@UnhappyMondays you're right. I won't be having sex with him like this.

[Toothsil]

Aw I can't see it 🤣😭

[whatnow40]

I don't get why some people can see it and others can't? 🤷‍♀️

[Notapheasantplucker]

I downloaded the app just to see this pic
Yanbu to LTB or shoot TB, especially for the Aussie accent as well 😂

[hazandduck]

OP you are not alone. I was reading the toddler a bedtime story last night with the baby in my arms when I heard the buzz of a beard trimmer from the bathroom shortly followed by DH saying “oh no...” I was almost - almost - sick from laughing so hysterically when I came out to find him with a Rik-from-the-Young-ones-esque/Friar Tuck/Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber mop on his head. So uneven! So patchy! I laughed so much the toddler climbed out of bed and came tottering out for a look and started giggling and saying “oh daddy, mess!”

I have no advice. Just know you are not in this alone 😂 He is back at work too, he had a lot of ‘wear a hat!’ comments apparently lol.

[hazandduck]

He spent most of last night doing this saying “why did I do it? And why is my hairdresser so cheap?”