To think if you’re that much of a wanker, you probably do need to test your eyes regularly?

[Moominmammaatsea]

Just that really.

[Sparklingbrook]

?

[FourPlasticRings]

If you're how much of a wanker?

Also, wanking doesn't cause poor eyesight.

Also, if this is another Dominic Cummings thread, two other posters have beaten you to it already.

[Sparklingbrook]

Not another one.

[SoupDragon]

You should probably have your eyes tested if you can't spot one of the many other threads about this.

[Sparklingbrook]

We need another topic. 😂

[Moominmammaatsea]

@FourPlasticRings, maybe not but it seems to have caused you a humour bypass.

@SoupDragon, I know, silly me, should have gone to Barnard Castle.

Waves to Conservative Central Office 👋

[FourPlasticRings]

maybe not but it seems to have caused you a humour bypass

Oooh, burn. 🙄

[StCharlotte]

[suze108]

Lol

[x2boys]

There are eleventy billion threads about this already ,and most of us I expect have seen his interview yes he's twat etc but does there really need to be another thread😏

[MountainWitch]

😂