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To think that puppies should be illegal?

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SquishyBones · 21/05/2020 19:49

They’re just too much. Their big eyes, little noses, fat bellies ... the way they wobble when they walk and jump around and pounce on things like they’re a million times bigger than they are ... I just can’t be doing with it. Everytime I see a puppy I just want to squash it. My girl is 1 year old today and I’ve been looking at her puppy photos and videos ... she was totally unreasonable to bounce around the garden acting app ridiculously cute at 8 weeks old. Puppies are just too much!

Can’t be doing with it.

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Mucklowe · 21/05/2020 19:50

They absolutely should. Too cute to be legal! Same with kittens.

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Tableclothing · 21/05/2020 19:51

Yes. Let's kill them all, quickly!

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katie43210 · 21/05/2020 19:52

Completely agree. My Grandparents got a golden retriever puppy a few days before lockdown. They keep sending ridiculously cute pictures and I just want to SQUISH HIS FACE.

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Flyingunicornsmyass · 21/05/2020 19:54

As someone with a, currently, 5 month old golden retriever, yes they should be. He's adorable, a little monster and I loathe him entirely.

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Kalifa · 21/05/2020 19:58

And don’t get me started about otters, red pandas and baby lions. Wanna squeeze them all!

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Ylvamoon · 21/05/2020 19:58

😥😢😭

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Ylvamoon · 21/05/2020 19:59

Nooo!

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weebarra · 21/05/2020 19:59

Definitely.

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Peachypips78 · 21/05/2020 20:00

Just leaving this from today here.

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Bluetrews25 · 21/05/2020 20:03

I'll PM you all my address so you can drop them off here and I will get rid of them for you.

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BettyBooJustDoinTheDoo · 21/05/2020 20:07

I will happily take on the role of chief puppy-catcher!

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LupoLoopy · 21/05/2020 20:08

@Peachypips78 - You just can't beat a Miniature Schnauzer. In my opinion, the king of all breeds...

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rosesinmygarden · 21/05/2020 20:10

Trouble is ... They grow up!

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Samtsirch · 21/05/2020 20:10

More pics please, these are gorgeous 😊
It’s funny how the babies of any species looks cute, I watched a programme today about mammals and their young.
Even the naked mole rat babies were sweet😆

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IHaveBrilloHair · 21/05/2020 20:11

My friend has a puppy that looks like a Fruitbat, Im desperate to steal it.

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Samtsirch · 21/05/2020 20:11

@rosesinmygarden
Still so cute though !

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rosesinmygarden · 21/05/2020 20:13

@Samtsirch

Deceptively so! She's a year old in 2 weeks and has nearly been rehomed about 2p times!

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rosesinmygarden · 21/05/2020 20:13

20!

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Glenthebattleostrich · 21/05/2020 20:15

@rosesinmygarden, I see your problem. You need to drop him here immediately so you don't get the constant reminder of growed up puppies.

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Glenthebattleostrich · 21/05/2020 20:15

Sorry, her. She can live with madmutt

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CoraPirbright · 21/05/2020 20:16

You’re right OP. Utterly preposterous. Shouldn’t be allowed.

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FernArable · 21/05/2020 20:17

You could always foster for permanent puppy cuteness? We've been fostering cats for over 2 years and have so far had over 40, mostly kitten, guests in our house! Permanent cuteness while doing a good deed!

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LakieLady · 21/05/2020 20:19

Whenever I see a puppy, I want to pick it up and sniff the back of its neck. Puppies' necks smell nicer than anything I've ever smelt.

I can take or leave babies, but I'd cross 6 lanes of busy dual carriageway to have a cuddle with a puppy.

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rosesinmygarden · 21/05/2020 20:19

@CoraPirbright oh my!!! What breed?

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Ylvamoon · 21/05/2020 20:20

Mine just grow into big cuddle cuteness dogs ...

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