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To think that puppies should be illegal?

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SquishyBones Thu 21-May-20 19:49:48

They’re just too much. Their big eyes, little noses, fat bellies ... the way they wobble when they walk and jump around and pounce on things like they’re a million times bigger than they are ... I just can’t be doing with it. Everytime I see a puppy I just want to squash it. My girl is 1 year old today and I’ve been looking at her puppy photos and videos ... she was totally unreasonable to bounce around the garden acting app ridiculously cute at 8 weeks old. Puppies are just too much!

Can’t be doing with it.

Mucklowe Thu 21-May-20 19:50:36

They absolutely should. Too cute to be legal! Same with kittens.

Tableclothing Thu 21-May-20 19:51:39

Yes. Let's kill them all, quickly!

katie43210 Thu 21-May-20 19:52:10

Completely agree. My Grandparents got a golden retriever puppy a few days before lockdown. They keep sending ridiculously cute pictures and I just want to SQUISH HIS FACE.

Flyingunicornsmyass Thu 21-May-20 19:54:07

As someone with a, currently, 5 month old golden retriever, yes they should be. He's adorable, a little monster and I loathe him entirely.

Kalifa Thu 21-May-20 19:58:17

And don’t get me started about otters, red pandas and baby lions. Wanna squeeze them all!

Ylvamoon Thu 21-May-20 19:58:39


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Peachypips78 Thu 21-May-20 20:00:19

Just leaving this from today here.

Bluetrews25 Thu 21-May-20 20:03:45

I'll PM you all my address so you can drop them off here and I will get rid of them for you.

BettyBooJustDoinTheDoo Thu 21-May-20 20:07:33

I will happily take on the role of chief puppy-catcher!

LupoLoopy Thu 21-May-20 20:08:02

@Peachypips78 - You just can't beat a Miniature Schnauzer. In my opinion, the king of all breeds...

rosesinmygarden Thu 21-May-20 20:10:20

Trouble is ... They grow up!

Samtsirch Thu 21-May-20 20:10:47

More pics please, these are gorgeous 😊
It’s funny how the babies of any species looks cute, I watched a programme today about mammals and their young.
Even the naked mole rat babies were sweet😆

IHaveBrilloHair Thu 21-May-20 20:11:28

My friend has a puppy that looks like a Fruitbat, Im desperate to steal it.

Samtsirch Thu 21-May-20 20:11:43

Still so cute though !

rosesinmygarden Thu 21-May-20 20:13:05


Deceptively so! She's a year old in 2 weeks and has nearly been rehomed about 2p times!

rosesinmygarden Thu 21-May-20 20:13:21


Glenthebattleostrich Thu 21-May-20 20:15:10

@rosesinmygarden, I see your problem. You need to drop him here immediately so you don't get the constant reminder of growed up puppies.

Glenthebattleostrich Thu 21-May-20 20:15:45

Sorry, her. She can live with madmutt

CoraPirbright Thu 21-May-20 20:16:21

You’re right OP. Utterly preposterous. Shouldn’t be allowed.

FernArable Thu 21-May-20 20:17:00

You could always foster for permanent puppy cuteness? We've been fostering cats for over 2 years and have so far had over 40, mostly kitten, guests in our house! Permanent cuteness while doing a good deed!

LakieLady Thu 21-May-20 20:19:27

Whenever I see a puppy, I want to pick it up and sniff the back of its neck. Puppies' necks smell nicer than anything I've ever smelt.

I can take or leave babies, but I'd cross 6 lanes of busy dual carriageway to have a cuddle with a puppy.

rosesinmygarden Thu 21-May-20 20:19:40

@CoraPirbright oh my!!! What breed?

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