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Sex noises ruining my afternoon tea

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OhMyDarling · 08/05/2020 15:40

Firstly, I am no prude.
But......

Daughters and I enjoying a homemade cream tea and enjoying the garden I spent yesterday attacking into submission.

Cue next door neighbours sexmarathon.
Oh. My. God.

I am not even joking, she sounds like a horse and the sound is echoing down the street.

Just as we think it’s all over, they start up again.
We are now indoors with music playing to drown out the sound. Other neighbour is also playing music.

So much for enjoying the day, the sunshine and the birdsong.

Can I report them?! (Only half joking)

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Figgygal · 08/05/2020 15:41

How can she not know how loud she is Grin

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Bluewavescrashing · 08/05/2020 15:41
Grin
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ElizaCrouch · 08/05/2020 15:42

You should start clapping when she's finished.

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Rosehip10 · 08/05/2020 15:42

Do you live in a middle class area?

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Thehop · 08/05/2020 15:42

Go knock and ask when they’re due a shower/food break so you can go outside?! 😂

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OhMyDarling · 08/05/2020 15:42

@Figgygal she doesn’t care.
Or she gets off on it maybe.

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Herpesfreesince03 · 08/05/2020 15:42

Give them a round of applause when they finish

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Neron · 08/05/2020 15:43

I would have shouted out that no one needs to hear them shagging.

Either that or start making horse noises to put them off

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TerrifiedandWorried · 08/05/2020 15:43

I realised today that I make sex noises when I garden. Kind of female tennis playing grunting.

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flummoxedlummox · 08/05/2020 15:43

she sounds like a horse

Well she is a neighbour. Grin

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OhMyDarling · 08/05/2020 15:44

@Rosehip10 not really. It’s nice to live here but it’s not hugely affluent.

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buzzswole · 08/05/2020 15:44

I'm struggling to think what horse noises sound like but I can imagine it's very sexy

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DustyMaiden · 08/05/2020 15:45

Shout up to the window “are you okay? You sound like you’re in pain”

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DuckingHeckers · 08/05/2020 15:45

I'd honestly shout 'Can youu shut up please, I've kids out here! '

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buzzswole · 08/05/2020 15:46

Maybe she has two halves of coconut shell that she's clip clopping together

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Ginfordinner · 08/05/2020 15:46

Performance sex is irritating. How much energy does she expend letting her neighbours know what she is up to.

If I was feeling very naughty I would be tempted to ring the doorbell several times and run away Grin

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OhMyDarling · 08/05/2020 15:47

@buzzswole no it’s definitely more a neighing. Maybe more a mooo at some points.

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ShitUsername · 08/05/2020 15:47

Well she is a neighbour

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

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TerrifiedandWorried · 08/05/2020 15:48

Just tell them. They won't know you can hear if you don't say.

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Herecomestreble1 · 08/05/2020 15:49

We used to have neighbours who would literally scream. We just used to shout at them and tell them to shut up eventually. It's like being forced into a foursome through the wall. I don't want to be a voyeur, please don't make me.

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B0bbin · 08/05/2020 15:49

How funnyGrin. Your afternoon tea idea sounds brill and has made me jealous Cake

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trailfindersunite · 08/05/2020 15:50

If it makes you feel any better, I think very vocal sex noises often mean the sex isn't actually very good and the vocal woman is trying to boost her partner's ego.

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OhMyDarling · 08/05/2020 15:50

@TerrifiedandWorried they know.

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Windyatthebeach · 08/05/2020 15:51

Is her name Winnie??
Grin

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aintnothinbutagstring · 08/05/2020 15:52

Happy VE day Grin

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