What 3 things has mumsnet taught you about life?
(Lighthearted obviously)
- Never answer the phone if it's a number that you don't recognise or is withheld.
- Never answer the door if somebody hasn't pre-booked an appointment and definitely not after 7pm, even if it is somebody like the police (see 1.)
- Under no circumstances must you communicate with your neighbours except by passive aggressive notes about their legal parking.
Anyone got any others?