To ask- What’s the funniest response you’ve seen to a post on Mumsnet?

[Carolduckingbaskin]

Just that really. Either a totally off topic question, a hilarious response or just something that made you laugh.

For me it was someone who had posted about her office chair frequently appearing damp and smelling of pee and someone just responded “woah we’re halfway there”.

[Imfinallyhappy1]

Someone once said ‘pressing f5 like a fucking seal’ and it’s stuck with me for years and I sometimes giggle. If I remember correctly it was an insult to someone lol

[Carolduckingbaskin]

That’s actually just made me laugh out loud.

[Imfinallyhappy1]

It was hilarious 😂

[LaurieMarlow]

‘Balonz is a Sussex name’ still cracks me up after all these years.

[TomNook]

“Is that you UCM.?”
Very very vintage

[Lou1isa]

There was a post where the OP was complaining her husband being a lazy bastard, with one of the posters recommending the OP hide under the bed and grab his ankles to teach him a lesson
Even now I laugh over it.

[RuudGullitOnAShed]

Beaten to the post with “UCM is that you?”

Still makes me laugh.

[Carolduckingbaskin]

@LaurieMarlow ah Balonz... you just don’t get that standard of wind up anymore

[3catsandcounting]

The poster who asked a question about a certain pushchair, then responded to herself years down the line with a recommendation; and the following poster who saiid "you do know you've answered your own post, right?" 🤣

[Carolduckingbaskin]

@Lou1isa that should be advice on every cocklodger thread going forward.

[Wired4sound]

Why don't you stop being such a huge cunt? I reckon your mother should have thought twice before having you, because you've turned out to be a right gobshite.

Just the other day on a heated thread about coronavirus and nurseries.

Made me snort

[LBOCS2]

• “Is that you UCM.?”
  Very very vintage*
  
  Yep, this one. It was fabulous.

[catinb0oots]

Remember when that poster asked what to do with mangoes and someone replied 'juggle them' and the OP had a hissy fit?

[BananaBooBoo]

Recent ish post about a boyfriend with a fishy smell. One suggestion was to have a good inspection of his orifices. One response to that was to try and look for a medical reason first before examining his balls and crack. Made me howl!!!

[WorraLiberty]

Years ago there was a self-appointed MN prefect who used to post on AIBU threads to point out they were in the wrong section.

Prefect: "Shouldn't this be in Chat?"

Poster: "Shouldn't you be on a street corner somewhere?"

I don't know why it tickled me so much but it did

[TrophyCat]

My yoni says noni

[Beerincomechampagnetastes]

Someone posted that “getting that rapey bastard Harvey Weinstein into jail is like trying to get a cat in the bath”.

brilliant..still laugh every time I think about it.

[Carolduckingbaskin]

@worraliberty lucky for me - as I think this should probably be in chat!

[Carolduckingbaskin]

@catinb0oots I do love a humourless op.

[Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese]

Years ago there was a self-appointed MN prefect who used to post on AIBU threads to point out they were in the wrong section.

Prefect: "Shouldn't this be in Chat?"

Poster: "Shouldn't you be on a street corner somewhere?"

I don't know why it tickled me so much but it did

I came to say exactly this!!!!

[Mammyloveswine]

The snapped and farted thread which we all thought was a hilarious typo until the op came on to explain it was not a typo!

[RubaiyatOfAnyone]

Very recent one - OP asked what anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorists were worried would be in the covid vaccine.

One of the first responses said “Sedation, so we all stay inside whilst they change the batteries in the birds.” Genuinely makes me laugh every time i look out at the garden.

[WorraLiberty]

Cheesey I honestly didn't think anyone else would remember it

[Greydove28]

I always like reading a thread and then someone says- cant get worked up about it sorry. That always make me lol

[Carolduckingbaskin]

@greydove28 - see also “if this is all you have to worry about then lucky you” on something that is patently lighthearted.