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to be heartbroken by what my toddler has just done?

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MoonBlood Tue 24-Mar-20 16:27:55

Im 7 months pregnant and had a huge craving for a fish finger sandwich. I made one using the last of the fish fingers, loads of real butter on thick white bread and lots of ketchup and it was absolutely divine! Then my 2 year old comes along and licked the remaining half sandwich then coughed on it! I could cry sad

FourEyesGood Tue 24-Mar-20 16:30:45

Meh - I’d still eat that. Whatever he’s got, you’ve almost certainly got already.

GreyishDays Tue 24-Mar-20 16:31:17


mynameiscalypso Tue 24-Mar-20 16:31:52

Why wouldn't you still eat it?

SuddenArborealStop Tue 24-Mar-20 16:31:54

Ditto grin

SallyWD Tue 24-Mar-20 16:32:05

I would just eat it anyway!

Lovewinemorethanhusband Tue 24-Mar-20 16:32:08

I'd still eat it, same germs in the house!

FlamingoAndJohn Tue 24-Mar-20 16:32:19

If she’s got it, you’ve got it.

positivity123 Tue 24-Mar-20 16:32:21

Eat it. I would.

positivity123 Tue 24-Mar-20 16:32:47

Just add more ketchup

ButterbuttSquash Tue 24-Mar-20 16:32:57

I eat food that’s been in my 13 month olds mouth without even thinking about it sometimes blush but my pre baby self would’ve been disgusted by that.

PatchworkElmer Tue 24-Mar-20 16:32:59

Just eat it!

STAYTHEFUCKHOME Tue 24-Mar-20 16:33:16

I’d demolish it still

lynzpynz Tue 24-Mar-20 16:33:37

5 months pregnant here, would 100% still eat that 😂

Iggly Tue 24-Mar-20 16:34:20

Heart broken? He’s a toddler.

Don’t leave food within their reach 😂

PicturesOfCats Tue 24-Mar-20 16:34:24

Eat it. Whatever germs they’ve got, you’ve already got too!

FormerlyFrikadela01 Tue 24-Mar-20 16:34:39

My 3nyear old went through a licking phase... I still ate it.

ShellsAndSunrises Tue 24-Mar-20 16:34:46

I'd have eaten it in a second, without any thought. Stomach acid will kill off most things and whatever he's got, you've almost certainly got anyway...

inwood Tue 24-Mar-20 16:35:00

Wouldn't you just eat it?!

SimonJT Tue 24-Mar-20 16:35:17

Just eat it, you’ll get their grotty germs anyway. My son is crap at blowing his nose so I still sometimes have to use my mouth to suck his snot out. I have survived to tell the tale.

Outtedagain Tue 24-Mar-20 16:35:30

What’s yours is theirs, including germs

Dahlietta Tue 24-Mar-20 16:36:22

I'd rather have my toddler's spit on my fish finger sandwich than tomato ketchup.

givemeacall Tue 24-Mar-20 16:37:04

I’d deffo be eating that

MoonBlood Tue 24-Mar-20 16:37:24

I can’t still eat it! Logically I know you’re right but I can’t bring myself to do it. I wouldn’t care if we had any fish fingers left, I’m gutted and have settled for crisps instead 😂

theseriousmoonlight Tue 24-Mar-20 16:38:07

Yep, I'd totally just eat it anyway...

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