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To want to marry Bob Mortimer even though I am already married

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MelanieFrontage Fri 14-Feb-20 21:44:34

Just watching him on Would I Lie To You and on Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing.

He’s soooo adorable and funny, he’s a fair bit older than me but I’d marry him in an instant, I’ve spoken to DH about this and I’m pretty sure that he too would marry him.

AIBU with my love for the legend that is Mr Mortimer?

chatnicknameyousuggested Fri 14-Feb-20 21:46:42

He does his own dentistry, as well. Think of the money you'd save.

RJnomore1 Fri 14-Feb-20 21:47:17

I am pretty sure it’s unreasonable to NOT want to marry bob Mortimer

somewheresorted Fri 14-Feb-20 21:47:38

Seriously... I didn’t find him funny in the 90’s, 2000’s - can’t imagine that he’s improved that much!

TrixieTheWhore Fri 14-Feb-20 21:49:40

I'd kick DP out of bed for Bob.

Onceuponatimethen Fri 14-Feb-20 21:50:23

Seriously op I agree - you couldn’t be more right

YouTheCat Fri 14-Feb-20 21:50:59

Have you checked out 'train guy'?

Dd is taking her dad to see him and Jim next week.

Pinkarsedfly Fri 14-Feb-20 21:52:57

Get behind me in the queue.

He was on my bedroom wall 30 years ago.

Nonnymum Fri 14-Feb-20 21:53:31

somewheresorted he is much funnier on would I lie to you than he was in the Reeves and Mortimer shows. And agree with PPs he comes over as very nice on that fishing show.

TrixieTheWhore Fri 14-Feb-20 21:54:35

Anyone see this on Instagram the other day?

MelanieFrontage Fri 14-Feb-20 21:54:47

I’m glad that most people so far agree, I think that living with him would be a hoot although it could easily become really annoying, I wouldn’t care though 😂

randomchap Fri 14-Feb-20 21:55:10

I'd marry him too.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor Fri 14-Feb-20 21:55:28

He's an absolute sleaze.

MelanieFrontage Fri 14-Feb-20 21:55:40

@TrixieTheWhore what was on Instagram?

JuanSheetIsPlenty Fri 14-Feb-20 21:55:48

Free dog massages- winner! grin

It’s Rob Brydon for me though. Bob is very nice but no zing.

dippyeggsandham Fri 14-Feb-20 21:55:54

I’d definitely marry him

CodenameVillanelle Fri 14-Feb-20 21:56:47

I've always loved him ever since the smell of reeves and Mortimer. He was one of my earliest proper crushes!

TrixieTheWhore Fri 14-Feb-20 21:57:36

Is my photo not showing?

This -

MelanieFrontage Fri 14-Feb-20 21:59:07

If he married me then I would insist that he crept up on the neighbours chanting “we do beg your pardon, we are in your garden” lol

Sparklesocks Fri 14-Feb-20 22:00:14

I like Bob, it’s nice he hasn’t lost his silly, playful nature as he’s got older.

Stuckfornow Fri 14-Feb-20 22:01:20

He also did a couple of series of Greg Davies’ Taskmaster, pretty amusing!

MelanieFrontage Fri 14-Feb-20 22:01:36

Ahhh, I can see it now @TrixieTheWhore how adorable ❣

TrixieTheWhore Fri 14-Feb-20 22:12:32

He is just adorable and wonderful isn't he.

wafflyversatile Fri 14-Feb-20 22:20:27

Hes totes adorbs. Hes like a senior statesman on taskmaster. Also I want to be Sally Phillips and marry bob Mortimer.

Lurleene Fri 14-Feb-20 22:25:26

Trixie I just showed DH that pic and he asked me why I was showing him a photo of Liam from One Direction. hmm

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