He’s perfect in every way except......

[Yourblogness]

He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

[BadLad]

Could be worse. I say "the gremlin".

[AllergicToAMop]

😂

[SandyY2K]

Tell him to stop because you don't like it.

If he doesn't, then cut and run.

[MissSmith1]

Call his penis his winkle

[TheVanguardSix]

Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

[Yourblogness]

I’ve told him to stop. He is trying. It just seems to slip out.

Mary ffs.

[Disquieted1]

As in 'typhoid'?

[TheVanguardSix]

Call his penis his winkle

Or Kevin.

[LuluBellaBlue]

TheVanguardSix

Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

That’s made me laugh so hard! Thank you for brightening my day 😂😂😂

[FamilyOfAliens]

Tell him your mum’s name is Mary

[TheVanguardSix]

It just seems to slip out.

How often are you guys talking about... Mary? A lot?

[Whynosnowyet]

It's Mary in our house..
By my dc!!
Tbf my ex and current dh have different names for a penis which took some getting used to.
If he has other good qualities () I would give him a chance to use a more preferable name!!

[BofaDeeznutz]

I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used.

[TheVanguardSix]

There's Something About Mary.

[tweedler]

One of DH's friends refers to his DW's as 'the void'. That, I could not tolerate.

I don't think Mary is so bad. But I would have to call his Joseph.

[managedmis]

But what's the actual context? Maybe give us a sentence?

[Yourblogness]

I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used

“Your Mary feels so good tonight”

Apologies for anyone eating lunch

[Gingernaut]

Does his penis have a name?

[LigPatin]

As in all vaginas are "Marys" or yours specifically is nicknamed Mary?

[Bipbipbipbip]

Can't wait to slip my Joseph into your Mary.

Like that OP?

[KC225]

Start referring to his penis by his FATHER'S name and say your mum's second name is Mary

[Doyoumind]

He wouldn't have been in their again after he'd called mine a Mary the first time.

[CollaterlieSistersSister]

It’s not shorter form of Hairy Mary is it??

[Yourblogness]

@Gingernaut, nowt wrong with a bog standard cock.

[Yourblogness]

He seems unable to use a more explicit term.

I’m going to ask for his Joseph in my Mary and see how that goes down