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sweetaddict Fri 31-Aug-07 08:11:39

Yes i went on his msn messenger after a stupid row and discovered him talking to mate in horrible bloke way about me - having 'the painters in'... And more oi oi blokey stuff. Are they all still fifteen years old or what? Grr.

Mindles Fri 31-Aug-07 08:15:49

Yes all men are in fact mentally about 12. Pathetic, isn't it?

MrsTittleMouse Fri 31-Aug-07 09:25:09

I had to train DH when we were first going out that it was not "rag week" or any of the other naff phrases that blokes use. Also, that the contents of my bra are not "tits"!

HappyDaddy Fri 31-Aug-07 12:11:30

Of course you're being unreasonable. grin

harleyd Fri 31-Aug-07 12:27:27

you should have known better grin
they have a collective mental age of 14 when they get together

onlyWotz Fri 31-Aug-07 12:30:41

oi oi blokey stuff - lol

MyTwopenceworth Fri 31-Aug-07 13:31:33

You're wrong there harleyd...they have a collective IQ of 14.....

harleyd Fri 31-Aug-07 13:35:10


UnquietDad Fri 31-Aug-07 13:45:51

What do you expect him to say - "my spouse is currently enduring her menstrual cycle"? Surely there are things of his that you refer to in a jokey way...

(Hadn't heard "rag week" before. Will use it now )

Iklboo Fri 31-Aug-07 13:47:53

DH called it "dancing the cotton wool pole dance" grin

MrsTittleMouse Fri 31-Aug-07 13:59:48

grin Maybe I should get him to use "enduring her menstrual cycle", what a great idea! wink
Rather boringly, it's my period.

Wakeuppeople Fri 31-Aug-07 14:13:12

Next time don't let curiosity get the better of you....all men are blokey aged 15 ish

nailpolish Fri 31-Aug-07 14:24:02

i dont think there is anythign wrong with "tits"
in fact i say tits

better than "boobies" dh said "boobies" once and i screamed

nailpolish Fri 31-Aug-07 14:25:22

my dh says "jam piece" (jam sandwhich) week

i DO NOT like that, however

Caroline1852 Fri 31-Aug-07 14:32:31

tits is horrible, boobs is horrible, bust gives me the creeps, I can't think of a word I like

Caroline1852 Fri 31-Aug-07 14:33:26

I always say I am expecting my friend.... it is a bit nauseating and quaint isn't it?

nailpolish Fri 31-Aug-07 14:33:31


Caroline1852 Fri 31-Aug-07 14:34:54

nailpolish - I could not even bring myself to type that one...... ugh ...... it is a word that a headmaster might use, undcomfortably, in hushed tones.

nailpolish Fri 31-Aug-07 14:35:34

i agree

my MUM has breasts

not me grin

Caroline1852 Fri 31-Aug-07 14:36:10

Have just had to dance around the room in a Pans People fashion to rid myself of the vibe from that word.

bootsmonkey Fri 31-Aug-07 15:06:39


MrsTittleMouse Fri 31-Aug-07 15:12:49

Breasts for medical examinations.
Norks for breastfeeding.
Tits for extreme raunchy occasions.
??? for everyday.
Boobs I suppose, but it's not ideal I admit. "Tits" under normal (DH not turned on) occasions makes me feel like a Page 3 girl, and not in a good way. grin

UnquietDad Fri 31-Aug-07 15:40:44

In Yorks they sometimes say
"Barnsley are playing at home."
That was in a list of Yorkshire-isms circulated to foreign medical students.

nailpolish Fri 31-Aug-07 15:42:05

pmsl at caroline

Caroline1852 Fri 31-Aug-07 16:35:42

I hate those ads that talk about sanitary towels.... with wings. Wings ffs.

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