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AIBU?

Mumsnet threads you know the answer to before you even open them

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daddyorchipsdaddyorchips · 14/01/2020 16:48

You know, the ones that ask a question on the thread and you know full well the answer before you've even clicked through.

Should I leave him? - Yes. Run for the fucking hills

DH says this is all in my head, is it? - No. He's a cunt

Is this normal in a relationship? - No, definitely not. And don't let him make you think it is either

Should I text him or leave it? Leave it. But we know you won't. Come back again tomorrow when he's ignored you again

Should we separate? Without a doubt

Are these red flags? North Korea, mate.

What are yours?

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Sizeofalentil · 14/01/2020 16:51

Am I pregnant- take a frer

Cf parking thread - no drawing, no answer

Child free wedding AIBU - people are allowed to have child free weddings and you're allowed to turn down the invitation

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Purplewithred · 14/01/2020 16:57

Another MIL one - you have a DH problem

Is this dress nice? Yes! No! Only with blue tights and a hat!

Can I wear white/ivory/cream to a wedding - fgs of course not!

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daddyorchipsdaddyorchips · 14/01/2020 16:58

No drawing, no answer. YES! Grin

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gamerchick · 14/01/2020 16:58

Is this dress nice? Yes! No! Only with blue tights and a hat!

Grin

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OnTheEdgeOfTheNight · 14/01/2020 17:00

Aibu if I tell my friend that I can't collect her kids from school any more?

No you're not being unreasonable. Your friend is using you.

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Thedeadwood · 14/01/2020 17:00

Should I use the Withdrawal Method if I absolutely don't want to get pregnant.
NO FFS

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daddyorchipsdaddyorchips · 14/01/2020 17:01

People don't still use the withdrawal method, do they?!

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Lostmyname · 14/01/2020 17:02

Should I be a bridesmaid two weeks after having my first baby? Er, nope!

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OnTheEdgeOfTheNight · 14/01/2020 17:02

Someone shouted at me in a car park for using the disabled spaces.

If you have a blue badge then use them. Otherwise, stop.

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AhoyMrBeaver · 14/01/2020 17:03

AIBU to do this unarguably reasonable thing? Err...

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pallisers · 14/01/2020 17:04

AIBU to think Prince Harry ...?
Please for the love of god get a grip or a life or something.

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TheMemoryLingers · 14/01/2020 17:08

Is this man interested in me?

  • If you have to ask on Mumsnet, then he isn't.
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Bipbipbipbip · 14/01/2020 17:11

Should I have a 3rd/4th/5th/9th child?
-No! Think about the environment
-Would you need a new car/move house?
-Do it! I've got 16 and I love it

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RhymingRabbit3 · 14/01/2020 17:12

There seem to be a lot recently of "I'm pregnant and happy but my boyfriend wants to terminate"

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ShirleyPhallus · 14/01/2020 17:12

“CF parking thread” = troll. Always. Parking threads are NEVER interesting enough to post about them.

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Fallsballs · 14/01/2020 17:12

“I’ve got 70p to last the week...”

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RhymingRabbit3 · 14/01/2020 17:13

@Bipbipbipbip I think it's funny that you wouldn't have kids because of the environment but have 16 cars 😂

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MandMand · 14/01/2020 17:14

Where can I buy plain cotton T-shirts?
Absolutely everywhere.

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Bluetrews25 · 14/01/2020 17:17

Is MIL unreasonable?
Yes, go NC.

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Bipbipbipbip · 14/01/2020 17:18

Can anyone tell me about xx school in Berkshire?

  • this is not an AIBU
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cheesewitheverything · 14/01/2020 17:31

What does this text mean? Haven't got a clue love. Probably nothing or it could mean he is a cheating bastard / she really isnt your friend.

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SpinneyHill · 14/01/2020 17:33

Should I confront her about X? - Obviously not if you're so timid you had to ask. But this is MN so absolutely you should.

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Scarsthelot · 14/01/2020 17:38

Any could I be pregnant thread. The answer is 'possibly'

At the back end of last year there was quite a few 'Is my partner the dad?' Answer 'if you had sex with 2 men within a few days of eachother, either could be the dad....and he isnt your dp when you have been together 4 weeks'

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Emmelina · 14/01/2020 17:42

Is this abuse?

  • if you’re asking this on MumsNet, you already know the answer is yes. LTB.
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GulliBelle · 14/01/2020 17:42

I'm so sad come someone hold my hand

Or I Have no money, It's not that I mind so much for myself, I can survive on stale crusts, it's the premature twins I worry about, and my family are dead/abusive/abroad. But I couldn't ask them anyway because I am so proud, and struggling to build a future for my little family.

Did I mention the triplets?

Oh fuck it, just send me money.

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