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daddyorchipsdaddyorchips Tue 14-Jan-20 16:48:37

You know, the ones that ask a question on the thread and you know full well the answer before you've even clicked through.

Should I leave him? - Yes. Run for the fucking hills

DH says this is all in my head, is it? - No. He's a cunt

Is this normal in a relationship? - No, definitely not. And don't let him make you think it is either

Should I text him or leave it? Leave it. But we know you won't. Come back again tomorrow when he's ignored you again

Should we separate? Without a doubt

Are these red flags? North Korea, mate.

What are yours?

Sizeofalentil Tue 14-Jan-20 16:51:47

Am I pregnant- take a frer

Cf parking thread - no drawing, no answer

Child free wedding AIBU - people are allowed to have child free weddings and you're allowed to turn down the invitation

Purplewithred Tue 14-Jan-20 16:57:21

Another MIL one - you have a DH problem

Is this dress nice? Yes! No! Only with blue tights and a hat!

Can I wear white/ivory/cream to a wedding - fgs of course not!

daddyorchipsdaddyorchips Tue 14-Jan-20 16:58:18

No drawing, no answer. YES! grin

gamerchick Tue 14-Jan-20 16:58:47

Is this dress nice? Yes! No! Only with blue tights and a hat!


OnTheEdgeOfTheNight Tue 14-Jan-20 17:00:26

Aibu if I tell my friend that I can't collect her kids from school any more?

No you're not being unreasonable. Your friend is using you.

Thedeadwood Tue 14-Jan-20 17:00:38

Should I use the Withdrawal Method if I absolutely don't want to get pregnant.

daddyorchipsdaddyorchips Tue 14-Jan-20 17:01:47

People don't still use the withdrawal method, do they?!

Lostmyname Tue 14-Jan-20 17:02:03

Should I be a bridesmaid two weeks after having my first baby? Er, nope!

OnTheEdgeOfTheNight Tue 14-Jan-20 17:02:12

Someone shouted at me in a car park for using the disabled spaces.

If you have a blue badge then use them. Otherwise, stop.

AhoyMrBeaver Tue 14-Jan-20 17:03:08

AIBU to do this unarguably reasonable thing? Err...

pallisers Tue 14-Jan-20 17:04:35

AIBU to think Prince Harry ...?
Please for the love of god get a grip or a life or something.

TheMemoryLingers Tue 14-Jan-20 17:08:28

Is this man interested in me?

- If you have to ask on Mumsnet, then he isn't.

Bipbipbipbip Tue 14-Jan-20 17:11:07

Should I have a 3rd/4th/5th/9th child?
-No! Think about the environment
-Would you need a new car/move house?
-Do it! I've got 16 and I love it

RhymingRabbit3 Tue 14-Jan-20 17:12:28

There seem to be a lot recently of "I'm pregnant and happy but my boyfriend wants to terminate"

ShirleyPhallus Tue 14-Jan-20 17:12:44

“CF parking thread” = troll. Always. Parking threads are NEVER interesting enough to post about them.

Fallsballs Tue 14-Jan-20 17:12:52

“I’ve got 70p to last the week...”

RhymingRabbit3 Tue 14-Jan-20 17:13:19

@Bipbipbipbip I think it's funny that you wouldn't have kids because of the environment but have 16 cars 😂

MandMand Tue 14-Jan-20 17:14:08

Where can I buy plain cotton T-shirts?
Absolutely everywhere.

Bluetrews25 Tue 14-Jan-20 17:17:31

Is MIL unreasonable?
Yes, go NC.

Bipbipbipbip Tue 14-Jan-20 17:18:08

Can anyone tell me about xx school in Berkshire?
- this is not an AIBU

cheesewitheverything Tue 14-Jan-20 17:31:42

What does this text mean? Haven't got a clue love. Probably nothing or it could mean he is a cheating bastard / she really isnt your friend.

SpinneyHill Tue 14-Jan-20 17:33:11

Should I confront her about X? - Obviously not if you're so timid you had to ask. But this is MN so absolutely you should.

Scarsthelot Tue 14-Jan-20 17:38:09

Any could I be pregnant thread. The answer is 'possibly'

At the back end of last year there was quite a few 'Is my partner the dad?' Answer 'if you had sex with 2 men within a few days of eachother, either could be the dad....and he isnt your dp when you have been together 4 weeks'

Emmelina Tue 14-Jan-20 17:42:01

Is this abuse?
- if you’re asking this on MumsNet, you already know the answer is yes. LTB.

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