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AIBU to offer a wonderful idea to mums-to-be

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Bunnyfuller Sat 14-Dec-19 21:48:19

Come on, get out of the scraggy, grey sweat-stained t-shirt and grab yourself some new mummy glamour.

All the better to hold the post-natal bleeding

mumsgrapevine.com.au/2019/12/matchy-matchy-delivery-room-decor/?fbclid=IwAR1ijaL8Y7oX2k3UZpFbQ69LSJO9cuQJbCc_VwOM90F_CrRETMtM9JJB4N4

Howlovely Sat 14-Dec-19 21:55:12

So classy and elegant. I'm regretting that these weren't yet a thing when I had my baby.

HoHoHoik Sat 14-Dec-19 21:57:11

Are these available for dogs?

Asking for a friend.

elQuintoConyo Sat 14-Dec-19 21:57:59

Fuck. My. Eyes.

JoGose Sat 14-Dec-19 21:58:58

Good lord

Dontsweatthelittlestuff Sat 14-Dec-19 22:02:11

🤮

CloudyVanilla Sat 14-Dec-19 22:02:43

Well I for one am forgoing having my dp with me when I give birth in a few weeks in order to have my hair stylist and makeup artist in the room for the post birth photo shoot. What's the point in growing a baby in me for 9 months if it doesn't result in insta-glamourous photo opps?? xoxoxoxo

PeonyTruffle Sat 14-Dec-19 22:04:20

Oh sweet jesus, they are truly awful

Bunnyfuller Sat 14-Dec-19 22:05:03

I hope there’s matching underwear. And the bra will obvs cradle the congested leaky boobs.

Deadjinglebellringer Sat 14-Dec-19 22:05:37

More money than sense taste as my old mum would say.

Bunnyfuller Sat 14-Dec-19 22:07:43

There’s a link to Mommy and baby matchie matchie sets.

Even the phrase makes me want to punch someone in the throat.

UndertheCedartree Sat 14-Dec-19 22:07:52

One of thems having an afternoon tea!! What happened to toast and jam?! grin

Chesntoots Sat 14-Dec-19 22:08:10

Holy Mother of God! What the fuck possesses people???

I'm all for a lovingly crocheted/ knitted baby blanket from great aunt Ethel, but those just scream "Look at me! I have a new accessory (baby)!"

spurlingpipe Sat 14-Dec-19 22:08:29

I'm just very confused by all of it but especially how you'd get a newborn in and out of the bundler in the purple picture confused

Wurfit Sat 14-Dec-19 22:08:49

I quite like these fgrin
Maybe not all of it, but the duvet set thing is cute.
I accept that I'm possibly beyond help.

IWorkAtTheCheesecakeFactory Sat 14-Dec-19 22:08:57

People with too much money are always needing new ways to spend it. It’s so generous of this company to create this new product to fill that void for these poor, desperate, rich folk. Heartwarming, really.

nousername95 Sat 14-Dec-19 22:09:08

So. Many. Frills. Good lord!! Who's setting this up then? The mother or the midwife 😂

NuttyNutty Sat 14-Dec-19 22:09:25

Looks terrible 😖

LeekMunchingSheepShagger Sat 14-Dec-19 22:09:54

Fuck me

TSSDNCOP Sat 14-Dec-19 22:09:56

It’s like a unicorn vomited. A lot.

PaulHollywoodsSexGut Sat 14-Dec-19 22:11:11

Oh god no, good to see the Royal Borough represented there on one of the bedspreads, just missing a cameo of King Athelstan tho

ToTheRegimentIWishIWasThere Sat 14-Dec-19 22:11:50

Wow, I mean, WOW. That is, really, something. I believe the kids call this sort of thing 'Extra'.

Lolimax Sat 14-Dec-19 22:12:09

I might actually have to get pregnant!! Being 50 won't stop me!!

BonnieSeptember Sat 14-Dec-19 22:12:37

This is the worst thing I've ever seen

Hoppinggreen Sat 14-Dec-19 22:14:05

Purple one is my fave

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