Pocket dial voicemail, what can you hear? (Audio included)

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

What are your first thoughts, as to what's happening, in this accidental call/voicemail?

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

Posted too soon, audio to follow asap.

[Lockheart]

This is not an AIBU

[NextdoorNeighbourIsATwat]

[bsc]

YABU

[bsc]

I can definitely hear him whispering that...

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

Sorry taking ages to upload, the aibu is about the content of the audio.

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

Yes I am being unreasonable, sorry why oh why are the preview and post buttons so close together

[FrivolousPancake]

I had no idea you could upload audio!

[ZigZagIntoTheBlue]

I haven't seen evidence that you can yet @frivolouspancake

[Wolfiefan]

Me neither.

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

[PennyRoyal]

Audio... upload? How do you that?

(looks for new button)

[GiveHerHellFromUs]

I had to skip through parts because I have sensitive ears so it was grinding my gears but it sounds like a keyboard tapping in a weird rhythm to me, like someone typing the same sentence over and over.

[magicstar1]

Sounds like someone riding a horse at first...second half sounds like someone eating crisps and gulping tea, noisily.

[BlueScreen171]

Just sounds like someone walking along with the phone in their pocket.

[FrivolousPancake]

On a train then crunching crisps?

[BernardsarenotalwaysSaints]

It’s just walking, entering a building, possibly making a drink & then walking again to my ears.

[BigFatLiar]

No idea

[Mollychristmas]

I took one for the team and listened with headphones and I still don’t have a clue what I’m meant to be hearing?

OP What do you think it is?

[AravisQueenOfArchenland]

I made a video (camera covered by case) using another mobile, to record the voicemail, sent it to myself via bluetooth, and uploaded to youtube (link only, to be deleted soon).

[JustHereWithMyPopcorn]

Well that was boring, I was hoping to hear some gossip about someone! .

[user1471449295]

I thought someone on a train at first, but when the noise stopped I changed my mind.

[Newernewist]

What do.you think it is OP

[GiveHerHellFromUs]

My guess is OP thinks it sounds like someone having sex. I remember someone having to do a lie detector on Jeremy Kyle because her husband set up microphones in their house and thought he heard her having sex.

[BiBiBirdie]

Just sounds like it was in a pocket with keys or coins banging the mouthpiece. DH does it all the time.