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I've just vomited and peed myself at the same time

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frostedviolets Wed 20-Nov-19 20:21:16

Oh dear.
I suppose that's advancing age and being female and three kids for you

Gangrenethatmightwork Wed 20-Nov-19 20:23:07

I did this while pregnant.
You couldn't be pregnant, could you?

Imonlydoingwhatican Wed 20-Nov-19 20:23:14

Did that in every pregnancy. Now when i cough or sneeze. Fun times hmm

frostedviolets Wed 20-Nov-19 20:25:19


And no, no pregnancy, DH and two of the three kids have been very unwell with vomiting and diarrhoea.

I thought I had avoided it but it seems not..

OrangeSwoosh Wed 20-Nov-19 20:25:33

This isn't something that you just have to accept after children. See your GP about a referral to a women's health physio.

Hope you're feeling less pissy better soon OP

Newmumma83 Wed 20-Nov-19 20:26:00

I did that In pregnancy so often! Literally went to work with spare knickers and heavy duty pads!! ( woes times was when I vomited so hard I wet myself but the vomit came back out the toilet and hit me in my face )

Hope you feel better soon op! flowers

TheLightSideOfTheMoon Wed 20-Nov-19 20:26:00

I did that at work once.

Had to borrow some spare joggers from my colleague and left work eatly with my clothes in a red laundry bag in compliance with infection control regulations

Felt like such a twat.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Wed 20-Nov-19 20:26:18

Like the three ages of man (or woman obvs)

You did it as a baby.
You did it again in the first year of Uni.
Now you're doing it because your pelvic floor is fooked.

simonisnotme Wed 20-Nov-19 20:27:09

yep I've joined that club as well , cross the legs before a sneeze and careful when you cough, luckily havent puked for a good long time

SexlessBoulderBelly Wed 20-Nov-19 20:28:47

I vomited and shite myself at the same time when I was 18, I was absolutely wankery smashed and my mum had to ‘clean me up’ and put me into bed. My then 12 year old sister had to bring me an old non spill sippy cup of water of hers and place it in between my pillow and face because I physically couldn’t lift my limbs. Haven’t got drunk since. Lesson learnt.

TheLumpiestSpacePrincess Wed 20-Nov-19 20:30:12

I do this every time I vomit sad

Now I throw up into a basin whilst on the loo.

Bloody weak pelvic floor.

StoneofDestiny Wed 20-Nov-19 20:31:46

Oh - thought you'd just watched the TV interview with Andrew!

Ferretyone Wed 20-Nov-19 20:33:24


Better - perhaps - than D&V at the same time?

Rainbowtheunicorn Wed 20-Nov-19 20:33:36

I had a terrible cough last month and didn’t go into work because every time I coughed I kept pissed myself! (I’m 28- one child!)

I thought my pelvic floor was great until then. I got back on the pelvic floor exercises after that in the hopes I can survive the next chest infection.

John470322 Wed 20-Nov-19 20:38:34

I usually have a small rucksack when I go out and in it I always have vomit bags as my DW sometimes needs one. (I was not sure if such things were available but Amazon has them)
So far I've not needed to carry pads but I know such things happen and it is all part of life.

SeaEagleFeather Wed 20-Nov-19 20:39:49

If you're upchucking, kneel on the floor with your heel hard against your crotch. The pressure stops the pee (yay pregnancy discoveries)

JudeLawswhore Wed 20-Nov-19 20:40:18

Oh dear! When I was pregnant I caught an awful cough and had to wear sanitary towels for the duration. I feel for you.

MyDaisyField Wed 20-Nov-19 20:40:33

I always wet myself when I’m sick. Whenever I feel even slightly queasy I go to the loo straight away.

ThroughThickAndThin01 Wed 20-Nov-19 20:42:43

God you poor people! I’ve never had this <lucky>

Nextphonewontbesamsung Wed 20-Nov-19 20:44:08

Lovely. Thanks for sharing x

Trustyourinnersatnav Wed 20-Nov-19 20:47:34

Hey, I've got myself some pelvic floor weights designed to help with this problem. The product is called aquaflex. The reviews are really good. After my fourth I thought I'd out to....ehem tighten the ol cogs down there! I've only just started using them, but have hope that one day I can sneez, vomit, jump, laugh without a trickle!

MrOnionsBumperRoller Wed 20-Nov-19 20:49:01

When pregnant i was so giolently sick while outdoors that i weed myself and stung my bum on nettles. Not even sure how as my knickers were still on.

museumum Wed 20-Nov-19 20:50:28

I have this issue - I do tend to vomit very forcefully.

Everything else is fine - sneezing, trampolines, Running - all fine.

Just a vomit problem.

StarlingsInSummer Wed 20-Nov-19 20:54:20

I haven’t wet myself while vomiting but twice since I had DS, I’ve had a d&v bug and shat myself while being sick. To be fair, I was basically just shitting out water.

camelandsushi Wed 20-Nov-19 20:58:09

I do this when I'm really hungover. It's not often, promise.

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