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To be a grown up and just call the hotel...

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Honeypie19 Mon 21-Oct-19 10:09:10

So a few weeks ago I finally hooked up with an old friend, he was over from America and it was all planned where I would take him, lots of email exchanges about what we would be getting up to of the bedroom variety etc... this had been waiting to happen for quite a number of years.

Anyway he arrives, we book into our hotel, he produces a few toys to spice things up. 1 being a pair of vibrating pantiy things (yeah I know, I know, but they seemed like fun once id had a few drinks and he had the control). We stayed there 2 nights the moved onto an air b&b.

First day there I noticed the panties weren't with us, neither was the not tv remote control that I cant find - do I admit defeat or put on my big girl pants and call the hotel.

Im never gonna go back to the hotel, but the thought of having to go back in to collect my 'belongings" makes me cringe.

MarianaMoatedGrange Mon 21-Oct-19 11:19:51

I'm sure I remember a comedy scene (not porn) involving a remote controlled vibrating sex thing. Or it went haywire in public suddenly?

CallarMorvern Mon 21-Oct-19 11:22:16

with the tongs from the ice bucket

PancakeAndKeith Mon 21-Oct-19 11:22:52

So remote controlled vibrating knickers and the remote have been left at the hotel.

They will have been binned.

Does the word ‘panties’ make anyone else cringe?

DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult Mon 21-Oct-19 11:31:11

MarianaMoatedGrange this one? It's actually hilarious.

Inthemoment38 Mon 21-Oct-19 11:33:54

Is this a stealth boast about your shagging spree OP?

MarianaMoatedGrange Mon 21-Oct-19 11:38:51

Yes yes YES!!! that's the one @DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult grin

Thanks! wink

Sagradafamiliar Mon 21-Oct-19 11:44:39

I'm cringing at you thinking that your sex pants have been placed lovingly into lost property ready for your reunion as opposed to the reality of them: tossed straight into the bin upon discovery.

category12 Mon 21-Oct-19 11:46:22

They'll be binned, surely.

LipSyncForYourLife Mon 21-Oct-19 11:49:15

I’m picturing a member of housekeeping running round the room screaming with the sex panties on her head while another operates the remote.

Mrsjayy Mon 21-Oct-19 11:51:57

I dont think hotel cleaners get paid nearly enough if they have to deal with sex pants!

PrestonNotHeston Mon 21-Oct-19 11:52:37

mariana was it Douglas and his electric sex pants from The IT Crowd? DAMN those sex pants!

PrestonNotHeston Mon 21-Oct-19 11:53:07

Oh, sorry, cross post. Clearly sex pants are a rich seam of comedy gold...

TakemedowntoPotatoCity Mon 21-Oct-19 11:55:16

This is such a non-profit I suspect hairy handedness.

TakemedowntoPotatoCity Mon 21-Oct-19 11:55:57


MarianaMoatedGrange Mon 21-Oct-19 11:59:43

This is such a non-profit I suspect hairy handedness

Well, whatever, it's brought smiles to faces on a Monday morning.

Preston I've watched many an IT episode but can't recall that one! I'll see if it's on YouTube.

MarianaMoatedGrange Mon 21-Oct-19 12:01:34

LavendarGreen Mon 21-Oct-19 12:13:27

PMSL! grin

LavendarGreen Mon 21-Oct-19 12:15:27


Your link takes you to a remote control.

AryaStarkWolf Mon 21-Oct-19 12:17:40

I think you should definitely ring the hotel and ask for your vibrating Knickers back, you will their entertainment for the day

MyNewBearTotoro Mon 21-Oct-19 12:19:11

How on earth did your TV remote end up at the hotel?

Gardai Mon 21-Oct-19 12:21:33

The first two paragraphs weren't really necessary OP.
You left your (imaginary) keks in a hotel.

AryaStarkWolf Mon 21-Oct-19 12:22:27

How on earth did your TV remote end up at the hotel?

She said the "not" TV remote, so presumably the remote control for the vibrating knickers?

willloman Mon 21-Oct-19 12:25:22

aryastarkwolf grin

Mrsjayy Mon 21-Oct-19 12:29:47

Oh not tv remote NOT now tv remote grin

FavouriteSong Mon 21-Oct-19 12:42:21

I used to work in a hotel and I agree with pp, your kecks will be vibrating quietly to themselves in a big wheelie bin.

Just buy another pair.

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