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To be a grown up and just call the hotel...

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Honeypie19 Mon 21-Oct-19 10:09:10

So a few weeks ago I finally hooked up with an old friend, he was over from America and it was all planned where I would take him, lots of email exchanges about what we would be getting up to of the bedroom variety etc... this had been waiting to happen for quite a number of years.

Anyway he arrives, we book into our hotel, he produces a few toys to spice things up. 1 being a pair of vibrating pantiy things (yeah I know, I know, but they seemed like fun once id had a few drinks and he had the control). We stayed there 2 nights the moved onto an air b&b.

First day there I noticed the panties weren't with us, neither was the not tv remote control that I cant find - do I admit defeat or put on my big girl pants and call the hotel.

Im never gonna go back to the hotel, but the thought of having to go back in to collect my 'belongings" makes me cringe.

Ponoka7 Mon 21-Oct-19 10:39:15

I'd write them off, personally.

AryaStarkWolf Mon 21-Oct-19 10:40:58

are they a size 6? shock

StartingAgainID Mon 21-Oct-19 10:41:03

It it was a few weeks ago, they'll have been disposed of. Hotels won't keep stuff like that in the lost property box, surely?

northernknickers Mon 21-Oct-19 10:52:49

Why the fuck would you want to contact the hotel???

Singlenotsingle Mon 21-Oct-19 10:54:18

The hotel will have chucked the stuff away by now. Forget it.

PrestonNotHeston Mon 21-Oct-19 10:55:17

They will already be in a landfill site, far far away, vibrating to their heart's content in the plastic bag the housekeeper placed them in with the tongs from the ice bucket.

Oysterbabe Mon 21-Oct-19 10:57:43

They won't still have them.

Mrsjayy Mon 21-Oct-19 10:58:57

Those will have been burned and the ashes buried [shock ] of course you dont phone the hotel to ask for used sex toys

isitxmasyet Mon 21-Oct-19 11:00:24

Are you that desperate to get them back?!

Are you really going to pop in and collect them?

DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult Mon 21-Oct-19 11:02:07

They will have been binned after a few weeks anyway.

Would you really use them again anyway?

GloriaMaximus Mon 21-Oct-19 11:04:19

I think op is more concerned about the now tv remote..

DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult Mon 21-Oct-19 11:06:24

less than £8

Beebeezed Mon 21-Oct-19 11:08:19

Write them off OP

TheresWaldo Mon 21-Oct-19 11:09:07

Maybe they are hiding under the shameful blanket ? grin

Noeuf Mon 21-Oct-19 11:09:37

Are we trying for Classics?

Mrsjayy Mon 21-Oct-19 11:10:06

Argos or Amazon will sell now tv remotes!

P1nkHeartLovesCake Mon 21-Oct-19 11:10:58

Just forget about them & pity the cleaners that found your worn vibrating pants

Mrsjayy Mon 21-Oct-19 11:11:28

Maybe they are hiding under the shameful blanket


KatyCarrCan Mon 21-Oct-19 11:12:35

I thought the remote was for the pants. I'm so confused and obviously had a sheltered life grin

Mrsjayy Mon 21-Oct-19 11:15:36

Perhaps the NOW remote is multi purpose ?

Oysterbabe Mon 21-Oct-19 11:15:54

I thought the remote was for the pants. I'm so confused and obviously had a sheltered life

Me too!

MarianaMoatedGrange Mon 21-Oct-19 11:17:29

are they a size 6? grin Yeah OP of mystery knickers thread - do they vibrate?

I'm now imagining myself standing in a supermarket queue with my underwear buzzing madly.

Loftyswops988 Mon 21-Oct-19 11:19:18

Something similar happened to me recently. Noticed about a day later. The hotel won't still have them. I used to work in a hotel and that is the kind of thing that goes straight in the bin i'm afraid.

Also, for something so cheap I would not be able to show my face for that haha

MorganKitten Mon 21-Oct-19 11:19:32

If you want your own pair lovehoney or Ann summers has them

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