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To be a grown up and just call the hotel...

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Honeypie19 Mon 21-Oct-19 10:09:10

So a few weeks ago I finally hooked up with an old friend, he was over from America and it was all planned where I would take him, lots of email exchanges about what we would be getting up to of the bedroom variety etc... this had been waiting to happen for quite a number of years.

Anyway he arrives, we book into our hotel, he produces a few toys to spice things up. 1 being a pair of vibrating pantiy things (yeah I know, I know, but they seemed like fun once id had a few drinks and he had the control). We stayed there 2 nights the moved onto an air b&b.

First day there I noticed the panties weren't with us, neither was the not tv remote control that I cant find - do I admit defeat or put on my big girl pants and call the hotel.

Im never gonna go back to the hotel, but the thought of having to go back in to collect my 'belongings" makes me cringe.

BritWifeinUSA Mon 21-Oct-19 12:45:37

Stealth boasting, much? Even had to throw in that he’s American because you thought we’d be even more jealous.

Although it sounds quite immature - “things we would be doing of the bedroom variety” are you too shy to say sex? And going back to the hotel to get your used sex toy is not “being a grown up”. It’s cheap and also naive to think that a hotel would keep that kind of lost property. The way the whole thing is written makes me think this is the first time you’ve had sex. These things will happen - things will get left in hotel rooms, and other places. It’s nothing new.

GloriaMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 21-Oct-19 12:55:53

Hi everyone. We've had a quick look behind the scenes and can see that the OP's actually a very long-term member of the site who hasn't given us any real cause for concern in the past.

inwood Mon 21-Oct-19 13:05:16

Just but some more. Why on earth would you think they would have kept them safely for you?!

Mrsjayy Mon 21-Oct-19 13:11:14

Oh Gloriamumsnet grin

Sagradafamiliar Mon 21-Oct-19 13:11:28

https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

Lhastingsmua Mon 21-Oct-19 13:11:40

They wouldn’t keep sex toys/aids in lost property, it’s extremely unhygienic. They would have been assumed to have been abandoned and thus disposed of at the time

Nokeysnoentry Mon 21-Oct-19 13:17:50

I feel sorry for the cleaners.

steff13 Mon 21-Oct-19 13:26:25

Why would you even consider going back? If you need more vibrating panties, buy a new pair.

Bluerussian Mon 21-Oct-19 13:29:47

You're embarrassing yourself, op! Stop boasting about what sounds like a sordid encounter.

FranneKipankinstein Mon 21-Oct-19 13:37:41

Another pants thread.

underground76 Mon 21-Oct-19 13:44:10

Yes, well done, you had sex. We get it.

Honeypie19 Mon 21-Oct-19 13:49:06

grin ok shouldn't have written in a rush - the box was brand new - never ever used so some cleaner has found it, and I usually take my now tv stick with me to hotels for work so I can watch something decent on the tv instead of on my laptop - not trying for classics, not stealth boasting. more sharing my horror that I have to call up and ask for my now tv remote control back knowing what else they potentially found in there.

Aren't a few of you cheery happy souls today grin.

Honeypie19 Mon 21-Oct-19 13:49:30

and no, definitely nowhere near a size 6 sadly!! double that and bit more!

Honeypie19 Mon 21-Oct-19 13:50:34

Hahahaha oh my god to get reported for this.......

god this place has changed for the worse in a few years!

SomeonesSomeone Mon 21-Oct-19 13:50:44

Boy, that's ballsy, showing up to a first hook up with various electrical appliances.

Not to mention having to get them through various airport security procedures. Imagine the officer seeing a suitcase full of metal wiring including a cylindrical object with wires and batteries on an x-ray scanner. Would they immediately think sexual dynamite.

alltoomuchrightnow Mon 21-Oct-19 13:53:03

In disbelief that you would think they'd keep something like this! Do you think they have a 'sex cupboard' of old toys?!

Honeypie19 Mon 21-Oct-19 13:59:56

grin Im not asking how do I go back in to pick them up. and again they are brand new, I expect full well they've thrown them away. its theta control i'm crying over... other than pay £35 for a brand new one I have to go back in knowing what they found in that room!

I honestly give up on here! hmm

sorry to those offended by the mention of a sex toy!!

Theredjellybean Mon 21-Oct-19 14:03:31

Slightly off topic but where does the word kecks come from?

dottiedodah Mon 21-Oct-19 14:04:17

Most hotels will find this sort of thing in their rooms occasionally ,and will not be overly surprised (My Nans Neighbour used to be a Chambermaid in a large London hotel ,one day offered some used Mens magazines to GP ,who were getting on a bit! They saw the funny side of it luckily) I dont think they will still have your toys though OP!

MarianaMoatedGrange Mon 21-Oct-19 14:06:52

So you haven't actually tried the vibe knicks? I was hoping for a review! grin

ILikeyourHairyHands Mon 21-Oct-19 14:12:48

Ahh, I think the typo for Now TV in your OP has caused some confusion Honeypie, it reads as though you want to get your remote control smalls back, rather than you want to get your Now TV remote back and are feeling sheepish that you also left your vibro-knicks.

TSSDNCOP Mon 21-Oct-19 14:14:13

Brilliant. Were they battery powered? I suppose so or would you have needed one of those PAT tests first grin Have future guests been kept up looking for the mysterious low level buzzing?

There are some proper cats bums about today. Rainy first day of half term must be unhinging some posters.

Lhastingsmua Mon 21-Oct-19 14:17:27

Even if they weren’t used, the hotel weren’t to know and would have binned them.

The remote might be worth calling up about - due to the length of time they have have forgotten about the toys in your room. But also due to the length of time it may have been considered as abandoned by you, and again disposed of rather than indefinitely kept in lost property.

Lhastingsmua Mon 21-Oct-19 14:19:51

They may have forgotten*

Sagradafamiliar Mon 21-Oct-19 14:22:28

The sex pants were definitely used, it says in the OP!

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