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MY parcel - I've never felt such an arsehole

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Charley1988 · 14/10/2019 20:31

Delivery fail

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aggitatedstate · 14/10/2019 20:34

Eh?

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PrincessRaven · 14/10/2019 20:35

Totes!

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Ohnoherewego62 · 14/10/2019 20:35

🙄

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Sparklesocks · 14/10/2019 20:35

I think we need a bit more info!

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DanielRicciardosSmile · 14/10/2019 20:35

Another delivery fail in your opening post I feel.

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Charley1988 · 14/10/2019 20:36

It's a line from a poem composed while drunk

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YourAuntieGrizelda · 14/10/2019 20:36

Is that a Happy Mondays lyric?

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Twirlypoos · 14/10/2019 20:36

Your parcel had an arsehole in it?

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Sparklesocks · 14/10/2019 20:37

Oh. Well I’m not sure you’re quite Keats yet Grin

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FinnBalorsAbs · 14/10/2019 20:38

Are you drunk now?

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DogAndCatPerson · 14/10/2019 20:38

It’s not a winner

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Charley1988 · 14/10/2019 20:39

No not Happy Mondays - I wrote some whimsical poetry - read it to a person who'd had a few drinks - and they transposed the line to the above. It did sound funny back on2009 when said with slurred words!!

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Charley1988 · 14/10/2019 20:39

I'm working on it Sparklesocks and no - sober as a judge

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TeachesOPeaches · 14/10/2019 20:39

It isn’t sublime. That’s fo sho.

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 14/10/2019 20:40

Are you on glue?

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BMW6 · 14/10/2019 20:41

What??

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Booboostwo · 14/10/2019 20:42

MY parcel -I’ve never felt like such an arsehole.

Surely, unless you mean you felt the actual arsehole.

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Charley1988 · 14/10/2019 20:43

Boobos - I think the drunk person took ahem artistic licence

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Sparklesocks · 14/10/2019 20:44

I think people are just a bit confused OP. What is your AIBU? What are you looking for response wise?

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LoonyLunaLoo · 14/10/2019 20:45

You’re explanations only make your post more confusing...

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imclaustrophobicdarren · 14/10/2019 20:48

What the baballyhellsshit are you wittering on about?

YABU

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SouthernComforts · 14/10/2019 20:49

Oh it's you again.

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Guavaf1sh · 14/10/2019 20:49

You’ve deliberately put hardly any information in order to cause confusion

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IfIHadAPenny · 14/10/2019 20:52

Oh it's you again.

My thoughts, too.

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Amibeingnaive · 14/10/2019 20:53

U ok Hun?

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