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MY parcel - I've never felt such an arsehole

(45 Posts)
Charley1988 Mon 14-Oct-19 20:31:40

Delivery fail

aggitatedstate Mon 14-Oct-19 20:34:26

Eh?

PrincessRaven Mon 14-Oct-19 20:35:07

Totes!

Ohnoherewego62 Mon 14-Oct-19 20:35:12

🙄

Sparklesocks Mon 14-Oct-19 20:35:23

I think we need a bit more info!

DanielRicciardosSmile Mon 14-Oct-19 20:35:40

Another delivery fail in your opening post I feel.

Charley1988 Mon 14-Oct-19 20:36:00

It's a line from a poem composed while drunk

YourAuntieGrizelda Mon 14-Oct-19 20:36:08

Is that a Happy Mondays lyric?

Twirlypoos Mon 14-Oct-19 20:36:29

Your parcel had an arsehole in it?

Sparklesocks Mon 14-Oct-19 20:37:09

Oh. Well I’m not sure you’re quite Keats yet grin

FinnBalorsAbs Mon 14-Oct-19 20:38:35

Are you drunk now?

DogAndCatPerson Mon 14-Oct-19 20:38:47

It’s not a winner

Charley1988 Mon 14-Oct-19 20:39:06

No not Happy Mondays - I wrote some whimsical poetry - read it to a person who'd had a few drinks - and they transposed the line to the above. It did sound funny back on2009 when said with slurred words!!

Charley1988 Mon 14-Oct-19 20:39:45

I'm working on it Sparklesocks and no - sober as a judge

TeachesOPeaches Mon 14-Oct-19 20:39:49

It isn’t sublime. That’s fo sho.

PrincessHoneysuckle Mon 14-Oct-19 20:40:52

Are you on glue?

BMW6 Mon 14-Oct-19 20:41:10

What??

Booboostwo Mon 14-Oct-19 20:42:06

MY parcel -I’ve never felt like such an arsehole.

Surely, unless you mean you felt the actual arsehole.

Charley1988 Mon 14-Oct-19 20:43:31

Boobos - I think the drunk person took ahem artistic licence

Sparklesocks Mon 14-Oct-19 20:44:58

I think people are just a bit confused OP. What is your AIBU? What are you looking for response wise?

LoonyLunaLoo Mon 14-Oct-19 20:45:22

You’re explanations only make your post more confusing...

imclaustrophobicdarren Mon 14-Oct-19 20:48:45

What the baballyhellsshit are you wittering on about?

YABU

SouthernComforts Mon 14-Oct-19 20:49:20

Oh it's you again.

Guavaf1sh Mon 14-Oct-19 20:49:35

You’ve deliberately put hardly any information in order to cause confusion

IfIHadAPenny Mon 14-Oct-19 20:52:37

Oh it's you again.

My thoughts, too.

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