to scoff DH's kebab?

[MintChocChippyMinton]

He's been at cricket all day, staggered in clutching said kebab and promptly collapsed in a snoring heap on the sofa.

[tribpot]

It is yours. If he asks what happened to it, deny it ever existed.

[CrookshanksinJimmyChoos]

If he says what happened to my kebab, say 'what kebab darling'...

[ledodgy]

Just smear the chilli sauce around his mouth whilst he's sleeping and tell him he ate it.

[Trinityrhino]

dh reckons it's fair game and roffled at smearing the sauce on his face and telling him he had eaten it

[MintChocChippyMinton]

damnation. DD came downstairs, poked him awake with a ninja turtle and demanded milk. I have settled for a half-share and very tasty it was too.

Will be quicker off the mark next time and do the smearing thing - genius!

[expatinscotland]

Eat it.