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AIBU?

to not want to see anuses all day every day

36 replies

HectorsHouse · 07/08/2007 14:50

its too warm so kids are nekkid and dipping in and out of pool

why do they have to spreadeagle too

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EscapeFrom · 07/08/2007 14:52

Insist on Pants

pants are a must in tyhis house.

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Piggy · 07/08/2007 14:52

Lol. Thought it was just mine who like to show them off. Mind you, I wouldn't mind being half a supple as they are!

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tearsndtantrums · 07/08/2007 15:07

its a hell of a lot worse when men do it

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HectorsHouse · 07/08/2007 15:22

yuk

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Mercy · 07/08/2007 15:25

YANBU

And it's not just anuses in this house.

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HectorsHouse · 07/08/2007 15:47

what else is it mercy

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CPM · 10/09/2007 17:14

Why don't you just change the channel?

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LilRedWG · 10/09/2007 17:15

Well, if you will work as a proctologist...

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sleepfinder · 10/09/2007 20:12

Ah, finally a thread heading that makes me laugh....

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Sixofone · 10/09/2007 22:38

Not wanting to be too 'arsey' about it, but shouldn't the plural of anus, be ani?

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MamaMaiasaura · 10/09/2007 22:39

lol - been greeted with full frontal and bottom today.. actually the weather makes not an ounce of difference here.

Lol sixophone.

Ds loves the word anus, someone on here told me Anus is latin for grandmother.

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Beauregard · 10/09/2007 22:43

lol

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MamaMaiasaura · 10/09/2007 22:43

(!)

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MrsSpoon · 10/09/2007 22:44

ROFL, when I read this thread title I assumed you must be a GP and had a lot of problem bums through the door!

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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 10/09/2007 22:50

I'm sorry for your spoilt view but ROFL!

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WideWebWitch · 10/09/2007 22:51

ds used to sometimes wake me by coming right up to my side of the bed, naked and asking me to check whether he'd wiped his bum properly. God it was a rude awakening. Thank god that phase didn't last long.

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MamaMaiasaura · 10/09/2007 22:59

PMSL www - ds used to do exactly the same.. was even worse when he hadnt wiped properly!

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ghosty · 10/09/2007 23:02

I am going to ask MN for a blanket ban on any threads to do with bottoms [pained]

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Pannacotta · 10/09/2007 23:02

surely not www???!!!!!!

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WideWebWitch · 11/09/2007 20:04

Fraid so Pannacotta, it wasn't a pretty sight!

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madamez · 11/09/2007 20:13

Oh think of poor VVV and her delicate piles... I'm sure she doesn't want to see this in active convos... ANyway, I had to come and have a look at the thread because I wanted to know whether or not you were a proctologist, a niche market pornographer or a made-to-measure buttplug salesperson...

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Pannacotta · 11/09/2007 21:08

www I cant quite get my head round it! DS1 not potty trained yet, am hoping he wont do the same (am very squeamish!)

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3andnomore · 11/09/2007 21:13

oh, lol, this post was so not what I exected...must say, the sight of Kids botties and whatever goes with it.. just part of the parcel, isn't it...so, YABU

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lou33 · 11/09/2007 21:15

ds2 lay on my bed this very evening getting dressed for bed, and said to me "mummy do i have a pooey bum?" curled his legs up, and spread his cheeks for me to have a look

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Budababe · 11/09/2007 21:17

DS (6) wanted me to scratch INSIDE his bum the other night. I declined.

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