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to not want to see anuses all day every day

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HectorsHouse Tue 07-Aug-07 14:50:59

its too warm so kids are nekkid and dipping in and out of pool

why do they have to spreadeagle too

EscapeFrom Tue 07-Aug-07 14:52:01

Insist on Pants

pants are a must in tyhis house.

Piggy Tue 07-Aug-07 14:52:32

Lol. Thought it was just mine who like to show them off. Mind you, I wouldn't mind being half a supple as they are!

tearsndtantrums Tue 07-Aug-07 15:07:32

its a hell of a lot worse when men do it

HectorsHouse Tue 07-Aug-07 15:22:41


Mercy Tue 07-Aug-07 15:25:04


And it's not just anuses in this house.

HectorsHouse Tue 07-Aug-07 15:47:35

what else is it mercy

CPM Mon 10-Sep-07 17:14:24

Why don't you just change the channel?

LilRedWG Mon 10-Sep-07 17:15:21

Well, if you will work as a proctologist...

sleepfinder Mon 10-Sep-07 20:12:36

Ah, finally a thread heading that makes me laugh....

Sixofone Mon 10-Sep-07 22:38:05

Not wanting to be too 'arsey' about it, but shouldn't the plural of anus, be ani? hmm

MamaMaiasaura Mon 10-Sep-07 22:39:40

lol - been greeted with full frontal and bottom today.. actually the weather makes not an ounce of difference here.

Lol sixophone.

Ds loves the word anus, someone on here told me Anus is latin for grandmother.

Beauregard Mon 10-Sep-07 22:43:14


MamaMaiasaura Mon 10-Sep-07 22:43:53

(!) grin

MrsSpoon Mon 10-Sep-07 22:44:34

ROFL, when I read this thread title I assumed you must be a GP and had a lot of problem bums through the door! grin

TheDuchessOfNorksBride Mon 10-Sep-07 22:50:04

I'm sorry for your spoilt view but ROFL!

WideWebWitch Mon 10-Sep-07 22:51:07

ds used to sometimes wake me by coming right up to my side of the bed, naked and asking me to check whether he'd wiped his bum properly. God it was a rude awakening. Thank god that phase didn't last long.

MamaMaiasaura Mon 10-Sep-07 22:59:21

PMSL www - ds used to do exactly the same.. was even worse when he hadnt wiped properly!

ghosty Mon 10-Sep-07 23:02:23

I am going to ask MN for a blanket ban on any threads to do with bottoms [pained]

Pannacotta Mon 10-Sep-07 23:02:49

surely not www???!!!!!!

WideWebWitch Tue 11-Sep-07 20:04:02

Fraid so Pannacotta, it wasn't a pretty sight!

madamez Tue 11-Sep-07 20:13:30

Oh think of poor VVV and her delicate piles... I'm sure she doesn't want to see this in active convos... ANyway, I had to come and have a look at the thread because I wanted to know whether or not you were a proctologist, a niche market pornographer or a made-to-measure buttplug salesperson...

Pannacotta Tue 11-Sep-07 21:08:08

www I cant quite get my head round it! DS1 not potty trained yet, am hoping he wont do the same (am very squeamish!)

3andnomore Tue 11-Sep-07 21:13:50

oh, lol, this post was so not what I exected...must say, the sight of Kids botties and whatever goes with it.. just part of the parcel, isn't, YABU

lou33 Tue 11-Sep-07 21:15:21

ds2 lay on my bed this very evening getting dressed for bed, and said to me "mummy do i have a pooey bum?" curled his legs up, and spread his cheeks for me to have a look

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