Anti-sex toilets that spray you with jets of water, sound an alarm and open the door if it:
- Detects “violent movements”
- The weight sensitive floor decides there’s more than one person in there
- You spend too long in the toilet
Disabled person with a mobility aid? Obese? Parent with child and buggy? Parkinson’s? Fall off the toilet? Spider runs across your bum?
You’re gonna get jetwashed and flash passers by. And you have to pay for the privilege.
These councillors were elected by people. Imagine that.