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Alsohuman Fri 12-Jul-19 15:01:41

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

Alsohuman Fri 12-Jul-19 17:57:10

We’ve got the Aesop Poo Drops, I don’t think the dishwasher repair man used them though. He did use the Aldi Jo Malone knock off hand wash though.

C8H10N4O2 Fri 12-Jul-19 17:48:59

Someone gave me a gift of Aesop's Poo Drops

I'd never heard of these. £20 for 100mls??
www.spacenk.com/uk/en_GB/fragrance/home-fragrance/spray-diffuser/post-poo-drops-UK200018336.html

Are you the giver's MiL??

Smotheroffive Fri 12-Jul-19 17:46:43

..and what's with the links, will defo have to avoid them, how annoying.

How can you tell the difference between the real clicky links and those...where do they go to???

PinkieTuscadero Fri 12-Jul-19 17:45:44

@LauderSyme, I like to think they were telling me that my lovely deposits deserved only the poshest of post poo products.

Smotheroffive Fri 12-Jul-19 17:44:39

spread his cheeks and dragged himself

bog-dodger

white tiles self bleaching

Omg these are hilarious lmfao!!!

LauderSyme Fri 12-Jul-19 17:41:32

@PinkieTuscadero
yes that is a strange gift. Were they trying to tell you something?!

MikeUniformMike Fri 12-Jul-19 17:35:19

A strange but thoughtful gift... much better than a scented candle.

HIVpos Fri 12-Jul-19 17:34:07

Didn’t want to actually spell it as was trying to dodge any links 😀

Chesntoots Fri 12-Jul-19 17:34:05

You must feel very ashamed of yourself....

Sparklingbrook Fri 12-Jul-19 17:33:36

We have ViPoo, which anyone is free to use. grin

PinkieTuscadero Fri 12-Jul-19 17:32:48

Someone gave me a gift of Aesop's Poo Drops. I just love that I own a product called Poo Drops.

Dangerfloof Fri 12-Jul-19 17:30:15

I then got diarr...the squits
Ever so slightly off topic but despite many years in the NHS having to write diahorrea I still cant spell it <<<<spellcheck for ya<<<<

To OP burn down your house immediately and ltb and wont somebody think of the children.

MissLadyM Fri 12-Jul-19 17:29:40

Did you hide your Aesop handwash? And posh candle? Did he use poo drops?

C8H10N4O2 Fri 12-Jul-19 17:27:29

I let the mouse extermination man use the loo twice recently.

Have you checked he wasn't flushing them down the loo? Small brown lumps stuck in the u bend would be a clue.

candycane222 Fri 12-Jul-19 17:24:58

Speakeasy lololol!

MyKingdomForACaramel Fri 12-Jul-19 17:22:42

To really understand this scenario we need a diagram explaining the position of the loo, dishwasher, repair man, you and your parking space.

derxa Fri 12-Jul-19 17:21:38

I let the mouse extermination man use the loo twice recently. The world hasn't come to an end.

Speakeasy22 Fri 12-Jul-19 17:17:50

Get your Toilet Ducks in a row OP...

LauderSyme Fri 12-Jul-19 17:16:41

spread his cheeks and dragged himself... grin

LauderSyme Fri 12-Jul-19 17:13:28

Green face (not envy).

I don't pay my hard-earned taxes for this.

You need to pull your big girl pants up OP and get a grip.

Crafting1Queen Fri 12-Jul-19 17:10:34

I bet he never actually wiped his arse, he'll have just spread his cheeks and dragged himself -doggystyle- across the bath mat. Then he'll have the audacity not to shower 7 times before bed, and will leave skid marks all over the 800 thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets. shock

You and his missus should both LTB! grin

XXcstatic Fri 12-Jul-19 17:08:44

When Is he going to let you use his loo? He’s taking advantage of you, OP!

He's a bog-lodger. LTB.

PettyPois Fri 12-Jul-19 17:04:22

Did he have a missing tooth? Do you find that attractive?

C8H10N4O2 Fri 12-Jul-19 17:02:34

Was he "looking at you" in a funny way and start texting you for hot dates after he left?

ITWSBT.

Lastbustowhitehawk Fri 12-Jul-19 16:58:49

Oh you have an inside loo do you? Nice stealth brag, OP.

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