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Prepare for MN meltdown

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Alsohuman · 12/07/2019 15:01

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

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Sparklingbrook · 12/07/2019 15:02

Reported for being obvious lie.

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Malibucyprus · 12/07/2019 15:03

You traitor!! Shock

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Jebuschristchocolatebar · 12/07/2019 15:03

Troll

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DramaAlpaca · 12/07/2019 15:03

Nah. Don't believe you.

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RightYesButNo · 12/07/2019 15:03

Obviously a reverse. Maybe the dishwasher writing. Hmm

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Userplusnumbers · 12/07/2019 15:04

I'm logging this with 101 and SS. You're clearly not safeguarding your children

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EatingBreadAndHoney · 12/07/2019 15:04

And I suppose you have a loo brush, too. Shock

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UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 12/07/2019 15:04

But did you put the loo seat into the repaired dishwasher afterwards?

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chemenger · 12/07/2019 15:04

Will you be burning your house down afterwards?

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Billballbaggins · 12/07/2019 15:04

Lies! A real MNetter would never let a workman so much as look at their toilet.

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MyOpinionIsValid · 12/07/2019 15:05

Did he use the toilet brush as well ?

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Sparklingbrook · 12/07/2019 15:05

I let the double glazing man use our loo last week and (get this) I didn't make him take his shoes off to come in.

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PinkieTuscadero · 12/07/2019 15:06

Ugh. Why didn't you go the whole hog and just let him shit directly into the dishwasher?

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mimibunz · 12/07/2019 15:07

LTB

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Alsohuman · 12/07/2019 15:08

Yes, said repair man is still wearing his shoes.

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chemenger · 12/07/2019 15:08

It can't be true, because a real mumsnetter would never have answered the doorbell to let him in the house. And if he did break in the bleach fumes would have rendered him unconscious, or he would have tripped over the enormous pile of once used towels and bedding waiting to be washed.

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Sparklingbrook · 12/07/2019 15:09

We are going to hell Alsohuman. Grin

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chemenger · 12/07/2019 15:09

(I did not add that link on the word "bedding". is this a new "feature" of MN?)

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ShakeYourTailFeathers · 12/07/2019 15:10

The electrician uses my loo every day! But then i am married to him Grin

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TheFaerieQueene · 12/07/2019 15:11

Well unless you burn the house down you are dead to us all!

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DragonsOnRoof · 12/07/2019 15:11

Maybe he has dementia?

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Cailleach · 12/07/2019 15:13

Shouldn't you be on Netmums, hun...?

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PinkieTuscadero · 12/07/2019 15:16

Big 'UGH' to MN randomly linking words to affiliate links for things they want to flog us.

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ThatCurlyGirl · 12/07/2019 15:19

For once I do not want a diagram.

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LondonJax · 12/07/2019 15:20

Have the kids broken up from school already? Really, no self respecting MN would let a repair man use their loo - you don't know where they've been!

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