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Alsohuman Fri 12-Jul-19 15:01:41

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

Sparklingbrook Fri 12-Jul-19 15:02:36

Reported for being obvious lie.

Malibucyprus Fri 12-Jul-19 15:03:02

You traitor!! shock

Jebuschristchocolatebar Fri 12-Jul-19 15:03:05


DramaAlpaca Fri 12-Jul-19 15:03:35

Nah. Don't believe you.

RightYesButNo Fri 12-Jul-19 15:03:56

Obviously a reverse. Maybe the dishwasher writing. hmm

Userplusnumbers Fri 12-Jul-19 15:04:05

I'm logging this with 101 and SS. You're clearly not safeguarding your children

EatingBreadAndHoney Fri 12-Jul-19 15:04:12

And I suppose you have a loo brush, too. shock

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername Fri 12-Jul-19 15:04:27

But did you put the loo seat into the repaired dishwasher afterwards?

chemenger Fri 12-Jul-19 15:04:42

Will you be burning your house down afterwards?

Billballbaggins Fri 12-Jul-19 15:04:57

Lies! A real MNetter would never let a workman so much as look at their toilet.

MyOpinionIsValid Fri 12-Jul-19 15:05:05

Did he use the toilet brush as well ?

Sparklingbrook Fri 12-Jul-19 15:05:32

I let the double glazing man use our loo last week and (get this) I didn't make him take his shoes off to come in.

PinkieTuscadero Fri 12-Jul-19 15:06:31

Ugh. Why didn't you go the whole hog and just let him shit directly into the dishwasher?

mimibunz Fri 12-Jul-19 15:07:09


Alsohuman Fri 12-Jul-19 15:08:02

Yes, said repair man is still wearing his shoes.

chemenger Fri 12-Jul-19 15:08:45

It can't be true, because a real mumsnetter would never have answered the doorbell to let him in the house. And if he did break in the bleach fumes would have rendered him unconscious, or he would have tripped over the enormous pile of once used towels and bedding waiting to be washed.

Sparklingbrook Fri 12-Jul-19 15:09:13

We are going to hell Alsohuman. grin

chemenger Fri 12-Jul-19 15:09:55

(I did not add that link on the word "bedding". is this a new "feature" of MN?)

ShakeYourTailFeathers Fri 12-Jul-19 15:10:20

The electrician uses my loo every day! But then i am married to him grin

TheFaerieQueene Fri 12-Jul-19 15:11:26

Well unless you burn the house down you are dead to us all!

DragonsOnRoof Fri 12-Jul-19 15:11:42

Maybe he has dementia?

Cailleach Fri 12-Jul-19 15:13:03

Shouldn't you be on Netmums, hun...?

PinkieTuscadero Fri 12-Jul-19 15:16:53

Big 'UGH' to MN randomly linking words to affiliate links for things they want to flog us.

ThatCurlyGirl Fri 12-Jul-19 15:19:43

For once I do not want a diagram.

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