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when dp says he has earache to down half a bottle of wine and squeeze into my pvc nurses outfit and parade with my syringe in an erotic and enticing manner?

(51 Posts)
twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:20:37

Who knows I may be able to cure him!

Budababe Sun 29-Jul-07 17:09:14

PMSL! Well done you!

Wish I could get my DH to rise to the occasion.

He did 5 times in one night last week. Unforuntately it was only a dream!

Maybe I need a nurse's uniform?

dissle Sun 29-Jul-07 16:23:39


LMAO too!

littlelapin Sun 29-Jul-07 16:23:13

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Charlottesweb Sun 29-Jul-07 16:21:52


Glad to hear he was up for it

twinsetandpearls Sun 29-Jul-07 16:19:47

I am thinking of wearing it for my cinderella story time breakfast

twinsetandpearls Sun 29-Jul-07 16:19:15

God I forgot that a few people in here have met me in real life

dissle Sun 29-Jul-07 16:18:22


if ever i bump into you at soft play etc, i dont think that i shall be able to look you in the eye again knowing this information...

now get yourself off to Florida you hussy

dear God, and you will be visiting Mickey and Minnie at the magic Kingdom, such DEBAUCHERY.

twinsetandpearls Sun 29-Jul-07 16:10:26

I managed to cure him and he rose to the occasion

Budababe Sun 29-Jul-07 13:22:54

All went suspiciously quiet!

Charlottesweb Sun 29-Jul-07 13:04:53

So, how'd it go then TSAP???

Is he cured???

KerryMumbledore Sun 29-Jul-07 00:36:55

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expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:25:21

I am too drunk for that, Kerry. And if I ANY brain at all, I'm one who think, 'WTF? How did Kerry end up in Kerry? How did I end up where I am?'

KerryMumbledore Sun 29-Jul-07 00:14:26

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expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:13:32

'Cuz it didn't say anything about Mama

Or prisons

Or guitars

Or train


Well, I was drunk

The day my mom

gotta outta prison

And I went to pick her up

In the raaaainnnn

But before I could

Get to the station in my pickup truck . . .

She got runned over by a damned ol' train . . .

So, I'll hang around as long as you will let me,

Dahrlin' . . .

You never even called me . . .

Why don't you ever call me?

Why don't you ever call me by my name?

expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:10:32

I'm so trashed, Kerry

KerryMumbledore Sun 29-Jul-07 00:09:25

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EscapeFrom Sun 29-Jul-07 00:09:12


Your headline left me LAUGHING OUT LOUD

expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:07:59

With a hurtin' head and a half a pint o' wine.

Oh, Willy, he gave up his wife and children

Just to satisfy your 14ct mind . . .

KerryMumbledore Sun 29-Jul-07 00:06:39

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Leati Sun 29-Jul-07 00:05:22

My DH says it the cure for everything

Charlottesweb Sun 29-Jul-07 00:02:44

Pan Sun 29-Jul-07 00:02:29

how very dare you! A poster describes this frankly sicko scenario...and you ask that of me!!!!!!!!!!!

KerryMumbledore Sun 29-Jul-07 00:00:26

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Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:58:07

has it suddenly gone warm in here??

Charlottesweb Sat 28-Jul-07 23:52:52


So you're sitting there typing in a PVC nurses outfit

Are you sure your webcam isn't on???

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