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when dp says he has earache to down half a bottle of wine and squeeze into my pvc nurses outfit and parade with my syringe in an erotic and enticing manner?

(51 Posts)
twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:20:37

Who knows I may be able to cure him!

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:23:20

oh stop boasting.

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:24:32

Belive me if you saw me you would know there is no boasting.

Have just peaked at dp and he is holding his tooth and groaning, I think from pain rather than in sexual anticipation.

Charlottesweb Sat 28-Jul-07 23:26:39

So why'd you do it if the poor bloke won't be able to perform if he is in pain?

Creul <tut tut!>

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:28:17

because IABU !

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:29:05

I gave him some more painkillers about 15mins ago so am going in in about fifteen minutes!

KerryMumbledore Sat 28-Jul-07 23:30:20

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BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:31:18

Drug him up with painkillers first then you may get lucky, but I warn you now when they wear off in the middle of the night he is going to wake you up again! (and not in a good way either!)

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:32:28

Kerry, does this count as nice? I think so though the DH may not think so

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:03

I am not quite sure KerryMumbledore I have pinched it from dd dressing up box as I thought it would make a good prop, I have also pinched her prescription pad and those things you need to listed to a heartbeat. THe hat is my own though!

MrsSpoon Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:10

I'm confused, who is wearing the nurses' outfit? You or your DP?

KerryMumbledore Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:26

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KerryMumbledore Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:53

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twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:34:13

Me, well not yet as I am not sure how long I can waer it for and breath and a bit of light suffocation is not in the menu.

KerryMumbledore Sat 28-Jul-07 23:34:13

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twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:34:41

God no all nurses know your bum is only to push things out of.

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:35:52

Some people pay a lot of money for a bit of suffocation with their nookie!

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:35:53

ten minutes until kick off time

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:37:09

can you do a jpeg link??

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:38:04

I don't quite think dp will be up to his www premiere!

KerryMumbledore Sat 28-Jul-07 23:40:20

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Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:42:10

<<wasn't thinking about dp..>>

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:44:31

right his 15 minutes are up!

KerryMumbledore Sat 28-Jul-07 23:45:47

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twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:46:22

oi I heard that!

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