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Husbands who poo to shirk duties

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tympanic Sat 20-Apr-19 12:46:27

Every single night it happens. He jumps up with the “uncontrollable urge” to 💩 just as we’re finishing dinner, leaving me to clear the table, clean up DS, wash up etc. No, he doesn’t have any digestive issues, unless you count the uncanny ability to give me the shits. Though I suspect he considers that more of a superpower than an ailment.

AIBU to be sick of men and their shit?

RaspberryRipple1963 Sat 20-Apr-19 18:06:05

My son-in-law does,this,so I'm told by my Dd. Every single time they get back from their big weekly shop,he disappears into the toilet for a 20 minute sit down,leaving her to put away all the shopping. Without fail,every single time.

Planetian Sat 20-Apr-19 18:12:59

Oh I didn’t realise this was a thing! Mine does the same... one of the many reasons I’m currently considering divorce!

Planetian Sat 20-Apr-19 18:16:03

He also desperately “needs a wee” whenever we come home home from somewhere with the kids. We have 2 in car seats who need to be taken out and carried in yet he always runs ahead, opens the door and runs to the loo leaving me to it. Incredibly selfish... I’ve had two tough labours and my pelvic floor muscles are shot, yet I can still hold on to my wee for 20 seconds to take my children out of the car. God I’m starting to hate the bastard...

GaraMedouar Sat 20-Apr-19 18:23:14

My exP was the same. And always took his phone or iPad in!

LarryGreysonsDoor Sat 20-Apr-19 18:34:44

I meant that we have no dc, not no DH.
And DH doesn’t take that long to poo. He will emerge from the toilet to tell me about his latest vintage computer purchase from eBay.

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