We are leaving on Friday so you had better get used to it. And you can whistle for the £39bn - it is ours to keep
If I were a fly on the wall, I'd quite like May to say that to Macron just to watch his face turn red, his chest puff out and him rant and rave in delicious French!
What I really want her to say is "I'm revoking on Thursday so let's come up with some major concessions for the UK or you'll have PM Boris and the ERG to negotiate with next time and you know what a bunch of psychos they are"
I think she's probably saying "I can't believe how many air miles I will have with all these trips by the time my party boot me out"
And I think they will say "well stop coming back begging, we aren't going to change our minds"
To be honest this whole fiasco has turned millions of people off politics. Local elections in some areas are soon and I think turn out will be historically low in our area. I just want us to leave now. No more dragging it our for poor deals. She will never do a 2nd referendum. Its false hope that one. So let's just so fuck it and get on with it.
"I am sorry that the UK as a nation has totally lost the plot and created a massive headache for everyone else, and are not competent to resolve the situation, and still delusionally believe others should do anything other than watch in disbelief as we shit in our hands and clap."
With apologies to the band Busted, a version of 'What I go to School for' sung to Mr Macron:
Je m'appelle Emmanuel Ma vie est très tres belle Quand je va a l'école Mon lecons de theatre ne sont pas drôle Mes amis dit je suis malade La professeur n'est pas 'bad' Elle est vingt-quatre ans de plus Je chante quand dans le bus