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AIBU to ask what effect a whole bottle of champs would have on you?

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Veeep Sun 07-Apr-19 19:48:44


Calloway Sun 07-Apr-19 20:57:56

Assuming you're talking about a 750cl bottle, I'd be absolutely fine. A little tipsy. Nabuchadnezzar size, which I believe is 15 litres, I'd be considerably less fine.

Calloway Sun 07-Apr-19 20:58:45

750 ml even!

toycar Sun 07-Apr-19 21:07:04

on an empty for 5 hours stomach - very pissed but still in control.
2 hours after a meal - moderately tipsy.

Eliza9919 Sun 07-Apr-19 21:15:39

Yabu for drinking champagne. Its vile.

Janleverton Sun 07-Apr-19 21:17:24

I can’t drink white wine or Prosecco/champagne any more

Makes me feel like death and in particular seems to turn to vinegar in side me - terrible heartburn.

MitziK Sun 07-Apr-19 21:18:38

Absolutely glorious all the time I was sitting down (although I'd be singing and giggling lots).

Soon as I stood up, though - oh, dear. My legs wouldn't want to work and I'd be wobbling like Bambi on Ice. Next move, waking up facefirst on the bed, laying at an angle and my feet dangling off the side...roughly 13 hours later.

I really like decent Champagne.

SadOtter Sun 07-Apr-19 21:19:07

If I downed it I would probably puke (too many bubbles) but drunk at a normal drinking pace I would know I'd had a drink but not be tipsy enough for anyone else to really notice, I generally have a higher tolerance of alcohol than most people though.

ShannonRockallMalin Sun 07-Apr-19 21:19:40

Well, I have to lie down after one glass so I imagine I’d be very ill!

Giddyuppp Sun 07-Apr-19 21:20:00

If be merry but not drunk drunk unless I drank it too quickly.

JaniceBattersby Sun 07-Apr-19 21:27:26

Champs? Eugenie, is that you?

MrsJBaptiste Sun 07-Apr-19 21:27:29

Slightly tipsy? 🍾

I've just had a bottle of prosecco and can tell I've had a drink but am definitely not drunk. We were considering opening a bottle of wine but after finishing dinner, I think I'll have a cuppa and a biscuit then head off to bed!

Veeep Sun 07-Apr-19 21:41:34

It's kicked in but only have a slight buzz on...what have I become?!

ememem84 Sun 07-Apr-19 21:41:52

Tipsy drunk. But not drunk drunk.

Id probably also mix it with pizza. And crisps and humous. Kettle chips specifically. Black pepper ones.

Snugglepumpkin Sun 07-Apr-19 21:41:57

I'd be asleep before I made it though half the bottle & I'd feel really awful for the next few days.

Fraxion Sun 07-Apr-19 21:44:11

Not much hope for me, one glass of champagne and I feel pished 😳. I tolerate spirits much better.

Veeep Sun 07-Apr-19 21:44:37

It has been mixed with spinach and ricotta pizza
wearing off already...

Hoppinggreen Sun 07-Apr-19 21:46:42

Very ill with palpitations and struggling to breathe
Would start vomiting a couple of hours after finishing and would do so on and off for up to 12 hours
This is why I hardly drink these days, it really doesn’t agree with me

MsMightyTitanAndHerTroubadours Sun 07-Apr-19 21:54:01

champagne doesn't touch the side with me! You have reminded me to go check the abv though....

I always assume it's cos it's not really that alcoholic, but maybe I am just an old lush?

I do love the non-hangover though, that moment when you wake up realise you drank far too much champagne and carefully and slowly open an eye only to realise you are as Fresh As A Daisy!

Hollyhobbi Sun 07-Apr-19 21:58:38

Death probadly as I'm on a high dose of Warfarin and other meds that shouldn't be taken with alcohol. And I have high blood calcium which can be life threatening especially if I got very dehydrated.

piggybrownhare Sun 07-Apr-19 22:00:57

Heartburn and singing

IHeartKingThistle Sun 07-Apr-19 22:04:46

I have done this at a very boring family party. My sister found me upstairs asleep.
It was time to have photos taken.
I downed some water and took some deep breaths and managed to fake not being drunk long enough to have my picture taken. I think.

Ofthread Sun 07-Apr-19 22:10:41

Really pissed and hungover

Mum2jenny Sun 07-Apr-19 22:12:44

I'd love it, but maybe feel slightly ill the next day

SneakyGremlins Sun 07-Apr-19 22:13:57

I'd die. Literally.

Far2go46 Sun 07-Apr-19 22:14:57

A good start

LouLou789 Sun 07-Apr-19 22:17:00

I would feel extremely ill.

However, I could down a bottle of red without turning a hair.

Handsoffmysweets Sun 07-Apr-19 22:20:21

Verging on utter twatness. It’s a fine line where I’m funny (I think) and then when I make everyone watch my Bananarama dance routines (at DHs birthday BBQ two years ago, the memory makes me feel ill)

Thadeus Sun 07-Apr-19 22:22:40

A bit relaxed not much more than that.

costacoffeecup Mon 08-Apr-19 04:07:16

I would be merry but probably up for drinking more at which point it would all go downhill quite quickly...

CaitlinsYellowSocks Mon 08-Apr-19 11:51:40

I probably wouldn't be able to finish it but if I did I would be sick or pass out (or both, probably).

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