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AIBU to ask what effect a whole bottle of champs would have on you?

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Veeep · 07/04/2019 19:48

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UrsulaPandress · 07/04/2019 19:49

Heartburn.

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Desmondo2016 · 07/04/2019 19:50

Pretty drunk but in a happy way and able to avoid making a twat of myself

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LittleBearPad · 07/04/2019 19:50

It would give me a massive headache and make me burp

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vengefuldog · 07/04/2019 19:50

I'd definitely be sick

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megletthesecond · 07/04/2019 19:50

Deaths door.

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AnchorDownDeepBreath · 07/04/2019 19:50

Probably not a huge one. I'd be a bit tipsy. It would depend on what I'd eaten... why?

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tinstar · 07/04/2019 19:50

Very ill.

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cocomelon23 · 07/04/2019 19:50

I'd be wrecked.

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LittleBearPad · 07/04/2019 19:50

Ooh yes - heartburn too.

Would rather have a bottle of red

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IPokeBadgers · 07/04/2019 19:50

Pished as a newt and a huge headache hangover the next day....

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Sparklingbrook · 07/04/2019 19:51

Not sure I would manage as I don't like the taste but along with a PP definitely raging heartburn.

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gettingtherequickly · 07/04/2019 19:51

I'd be drunk, but not completely out of control.
I'd feel it in the morning.

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Matilda1981 · 07/04/2019 19:51

Pleasantly drunk but would prob have heartburn - I’m not a fan of champagne!

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Sparklesocks · 07/04/2019 19:51

I find champagne hits me harder than other booze (think it’s the bubbles!) so I would probably be very pissed and promptly go to bed..about now! 😴

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2rachtint · 07/04/2019 19:51

Depends over how long - could drink one over a few hours with no particularly noticeable affect but if I drank one in an hour I'd feel very drunk.

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Calzone · 07/04/2019 19:52

Delightful.

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BeardofZeus · 07/04/2019 19:52

Drunk as a skunk but likely not too hungover the next day .. so my favourite Grin

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Veeep · 07/04/2019 19:52

Just opened up my birthday bottle of Moet and.....nada!

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Veeep · 07/04/2019 19:52

(do have an urge to sing ABBA though)

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AuntMarch · 07/04/2019 19:52

Gassy!

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Streely · 07/04/2019 19:53

I’d be pleasantly pissed and not too bad the next day. BUT if I had even a single glass more I’d be hammered and have a hangover. A bottle I can manage surprisingly (scarily!) easy - but no more.

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Veeep · 07/04/2019 19:53

What does Moet "Imperial" mean?

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AdamAntsCrackpotHistory · 07/04/2019 19:53

As long as I didn't mix it with anything else, I'd be as happy as Larry. Vague headache the next day, but not as bad as if I'd done a bottle of red. Then it'd be projectile city....

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GoGoGadgetGin · 07/04/2019 19:53

Again depends how quickly l sunk it!

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bengalcat · 07/04/2019 19:54

Somewhat tipsy

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