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or shall I LTB?

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EffYouSeeKaye Sat 06-Apr-19 20:52:01

He’s eaten the last two brownies. Both of them. Secretly in the kitchen, whilst making us a brew. I’d been waiting all day for my brew & brownie. He doesn’t even like chocolate! Ffs.

Singlenotsingle Sat 06-Apr-19 20:53:36

Show him where the oven his. He needs to make more now.

Foxmuffin Sat 06-Apr-19 20:54:27

You must plot revenge!

Greeborising Sat 06-Apr-19 20:54:40

Ltb that’s completely unforgivable
I rarely eat chocolate but when I really fancy it I go to the cupboard to find DH has scoffed the lot.

Chocolateisfab Sat 06-Apr-19 20:54:56

Make him some tomorrow with laxative chocolate....

Marshmallow91 Sat 06-Apr-19 20:55:55

I don't see how the relationship could possibly be salvaged tbh. It's an executable offense here

OldAndWornOut Sat 06-Apr-19 20:57:01

He obviously has a sense of entitlement..

Orchidflower1 Sat 06-Apr-19 20:57:04

Do you have a patio to put him under? I think that’s more appropriate given it was TWO brownies including THE LAST ONE!! Really hope he replenish them tomorrow- if he’s still standing of course!

EffYouSeeKaye Sat 06-Apr-19 20:58:21

Revenge. Yes. Inspire me.

They were bloody home made. By me! He can’t make a proper sandwich (thinks a big lump of filling in the middle is acceptable), there’s no way he’s replacing them.

FrozenMargarita17 Sat 06-Apr-19 21:04:13

He sounds passive aggressive and controlling. Ltb!

He owes you big time grin

Babdoc Sat 06-Apr-19 21:10:19

Ooh, you missed your chance for revenge. You should have burst into the room shrieking “Where are those leftover brownies? I put rat poison in them to put behind the bin tonight - I hope nobody’s eaten them!” Watch his horror, suggest he makes himself vomit them up, then (and only then) tell him you were kidding....

OldAndWornOut Sat 06-Apr-19 21:10:21

I think you should check his search history.
I bet he has been ogling cakes.

Selmababies Sat 06-Apr-19 21:12:02

Call the Police

OldAndWornOut Sat 06-Apr-19 21:12:38


Leafyhouse Sat 06-Apr-19 21:16:25

Tell him that you're visiting friends / family early tomorrow, and they've begged you to cook them some brownies. He's now going to have to cook some more (and it must be done tonight, no time tomorrow) or the world will end.

Starlight456 Sat 06-Apr-19 21:18:34

Does he have pmt ? 🤔🤣
Only reasonable excuse or ltb

Beargrin Sat 06-Apr-19 21:24:02

He knows where the shop is right?

Mumsymumphy Sat 06-Apr-19 21:24:17

Broccoli & sprout brownies next time. Or LTB. How can you ever trust him ever again?

CheshireChat Sat 06-Apr-19 21:28:28

Do you have a favourite bakery/ cake, preferably expensive and far away? Ask for replacements

EffYouSeeKaye Sat 06-Apr-19 21:30:02

We have a cupboard full of his favourite biscuits (recent birthday, man has zero hobbies) but no. Opening the cupboard was too much effort. Brownies were right there on the side. Honestly. Like an amoeba but with a mouth. Stimulus:response.

Cherrysoup Sat 06-Apr-19 22:04:48

That’s fucking selfish and I’d actually be really cross. Two brownies left=one each. I’d never do that. Wanker.

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