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HeidiBoo1984 Wed 27-Mar-19 13:06:45

I love embarrassing moment threads and I'm always embarrassing myself beyond belief at work.

I have endometriosis and it often sends my bowels wild. Our office toilets are basically just within the office, rooms rather than cubicles, and our office, which is more or less open plan with about 8 of us, it's a quiet environment so you can hear everything. Anyway, I've many a time been to the toilet for just a wee and then unexpectedly farted really loudly. I die inside and consider just getting my coat and going home! No one ever says anything, but they must hear!

Does anyone else have any embarrassing stories at work?

Elephantina Mon 01-Apr-19 19:09:06

My knob was peeping out

grin <dying>

NoIsACompleteAnswerSometimes Mon 01-Apr-19 19:30:30

Albadross it was hysterical, that tampon was doing the wall of death dance round the many landings and set of stairs every time Dave either threw it up to my friend or she managed to kick it back down again.
Even all these years later, I can remember sitting there, shoulders shaking and sniggering into my work. What made it worse was when she came back to her desk, quite hot and bothered (don't forget she thought she was vairy posh) and hissed at me that she thought Dave had acted very inappropriately, he should have just picked it up and given it to her, or just stepped over it and ignored it. The fact that the tampon had hurtled down the stairs at the speed of a racing snake, clouting him on the ankle in the process with no time to make a positive i.d. seemed to be lost on her. Bless her.

bitmynailbrokemytooth Mon 01-Apr-19 20:35:25

Mine was many years ago when I was about 25. One day a drop-dead gorgeous guy was sent to cover at short notice. We had our lunch at the same time and I took him to the work canteen because he didn't know where anything was. It was fish and chips day.

I was so chuffed we were having lunch together, practically showing him off to other staff, simpering, giggling , flirting, I kept running my hands through my hair. He made me laugh. I was going for it for all I was worth.

Until he said " you have mushy peas in your hair ". I was gutted. He was waaaay out of my league anyway.

bitmynailbrokemytooth Mon 01-Apr-19 20:46:07

" the tampon had hurtled down the stairs at the speed of a racing snake " - too funny.

Also is there such a thing as a racing snake ? Who knew

Simonfromharlow Mon 01-Apr-19 21:51:03

I used to work in a chocolate shop. One day we were building a big pyramid display of boxes of chocolates. I somehow managed to build myself into the middle and couldn't get out. My very nerdy naive manager said ooh I'll have to eat you out! Me and the other girl were in absolute hysterics. My poor manager scuttled off to his office. We creased up every time we thought about. Smutty minds haha

DarlingNikita Tue 02-Apr-19 12:28:54

These continue to be amazing.

I meant to say ‘joe bloggs’ and it came out ‘blow jobs’ grin

in returning to my classroom too soon, I effectively wafted the stench back in with me. That is a beautiful sentence.

Jaxinthebox Wed 03-Apr-19 11:34:13

oh these are priceless!

Tinkerbell1980 Sat 06-Apr-19 22:07:45

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

Poocalypso Thu 11-Apr-19 21:56:17

Finally finished this thread such a gooden!

Ok my one: worked together with my friends mum, who is like family. I was sat working together with other whilst she had a room alone. I went there for a quick fart as I thought she wasn't in that morning. She promptly returned and entered a massive cloud of innard gasses. I was called to the phone and she was left there. Then the boss followed her in. I treated her to drinks.

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