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AIBU?

To have hoped my disciples would have saved me before now?!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 21:25

I am alive!

I've been on a dark and dangerous journey. I've seen things i hoped never to see again.

A strange woman called Pauline made me hoover and remove my slanket.

She said I had to go on a diet, put heated rollers in my hair and look for a 3rd husband. Why?

Why didn't you save me from Pauline - messenger of MN.

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Mysterycat23 · 07/03/2019 21:27

Hurrah! Back from the brink @thighofrelief101

Time to lock the front door and lie down

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 21:32

Cat nobody cares, i rode away on a lion. Bound for certain death.

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SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 21:36

I was a bit worried about you thigh but I was lying down with some crisps watching a rubbish TV programme about vampires so I hope you understand I couldn't come and rescue you myself. But well done on the lion thing.

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thedisorganisedmum · 07/03/2019 21:37

I haven't got the faintest idea what this is supposed to be about

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:38

Thigh you are disoriented. This is AIBU. Your thiciples have been wailing in Chat for ages.

Come, we have a slanket ready for you.

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 21:38

Yep. Wailing. In Chat. For aaaages.

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Gettingnowhere · 07/03/2019 21:39

I knew you weren't really dead!! Nobody could kill our glorious and wonderful founder of nations. I had faith wasnt just having a nap and leaving you for dead

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:39

We did the Hakka doble

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 21:40

I had a bath. And drank wine. And vodka.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 21:40

mum i was running an advice clinic in chat but MN sent a stooge called Pauline to capture and kill me. I escaped and survived.

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Gettingnowhere · 07/03/2019 21:41

Thigh are you immoral?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 21:41

I've been so afraid, so alone.

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Gettingnowhere · 07/03/2019 21:42

Don't worry mum we don't have the faintest idea either and we've been doing this for 3 threads now

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 21:42

Nah I bet you were having your tea.

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 21:42
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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 21:42

Getting I'm moral fluid.

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:43

thigh Your Thighness I am overjoyed!

We are so busy with rescue plans in place for you in chat!

You are still delirious from Pauline the beyaatch and have posted in AIBU so we couldn't find you!

We are so happy you rode away on a lion. My world is restored! Was it Elsa?

Have you fed Pauline to the pigs?

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 21:43

Please come out of AIBU Thigh. It’s horrible here.

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Gettingnowhere · 07/03/2019 21:43
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Mysterycat23 · 07/03/2019 21:44

YABU to be in AIBU o thigh. It's not right!

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 21:44

in fact I e never posted here before. Let that be a measure of my inner thigh.

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Gettingnowhere · 07/03/2019 21:45
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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 21:45

Have my very first Biscuit

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 21:45

thigh it is th'unanimous you belongeth in Chateth

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/03/2019 21:46

Project and Thislido come...step into the light...is it really you? Let me feel your eyeballs. I was so afraid I die without a proper goodbye.

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