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I am farting up a silent but deadly storm. AIBU to consider going to Pilates?

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wordassociationfootball Thu 07-Mar-19 15:46:32


Or parpy nay?

Vitalogy Thu 07-Mar-19 15:49:07

I say don't inflict your noxious gasses onto others grin

What you been eating?

wordassociationfootball Thu 07-Mar-19 15:52:26

I feel the problem is... undeserved. Although there were chickpeas last night and at lunchtime. Chickpeas are sooo Pilates...

I'm going to time them. Like contractions.

If they're ten minutes apart, that would be six in the whole lesson.

(I hate myself - not really but you know) Really need the exercise

wordassociationfootball Thu 07-Mar-19 15:55:32

Wish I could refresh my own display...

MyKingdomforaNameChange Thu 07-Mar-19 16:04:30

Please go.

And we need to hear what happened!!!


TrendyNorthLondonTeen Thu 07-Mar-19 16:10:46

I can just see the aibu post from the people on the receiving end as we speak...

GBroGal Thu 07-Mar-19 16:23:33

We won't hear anything - OP said "silent but deadly"

ADHMeeee Thu 07-Mar-19 16:25:03

And in tomorrow's news: pilates class rushed to hospital after exposire to noxious gases

M4J4 Thu 07-Mar-19 16:25:45

Pssshhh, it'll be fine, they don't do the Yogic breathing in Pilates, do they?

Where they close one nostril and breathe deeply through the other nostril?

sar302 Thu 07-Mar-19 16:30:44

Is it even a proper Pilates class, if someone doesn't gas the room??

Cornettoninja Thu 07-Mar-19 17:13:21

My biggest surprise with Pilates was finding out that it’s really not wise to delay your bowels before a class. My instructor was so helpful but I practically shouted at him to stay away when he tried to help adjust my position for me blushgrin

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