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Tobythecat Thu 07-Mar-19 13:24:47

He pissed in the bath and 'buried' it down the plughole. WTF?!

Other weird things he does-

Magically appears everywhere like a stalker
Stares at me intently whilst im in the bath
Jumps off the bedroom furniture as hard as he can whilst im in bed to make a THUMP noise because its 5am and he wants breakfast
Refuses to eat sardines ever since i hid some worming tablets in them
Waits by the patio door to be let in- as soon as i open it he runs off
Loves sunflower oil (caught him licking the frying pan when i was making some pancakes)
He also buries his food bowl with my dirty laundry next to the washing machine.

Why do i have such a weird fucking cat?!

BabyBlackCat Thu 07-Mar-19 20:50:13

I strongly suggest you read this book OP, some of that behaviour sounds like real red flag material to me grin

MaeBug Thu 07-Mar-19 21:02:41

My cat has a thing for cotton buds, he opens the bathroom bin and steals away with his treasure. I've tried to follow him, to see where he puts them, but have never been successful. That's going to be a weird discovery when his collection is un earthed confused

BooseysMom Thu 07-Mar-19 21:14:20

@MooseBeTimeForSnow.. that's hilarious. That face! Reminds me of my dear late Mother too! grin

zigzagbetty Thu 07-Mar-19 21:14:22

Ours is like putty in my dd's hands. They often sit snuggled up and once when she was little he snuck onto the shopping tray of the pram when we went to the shops! When I realised I was in a busy high street but he just stayed on the tray and enjoyed the ride grin

tinkywinky777 Thu 07-Mar-19 21:29:30

One of mine stares at me every bath time and sometimes tries to get in and sit on my chest. He also always sits on my feet if I'm on the toilet.

My other one (who is actually quite old) is able to launch himself at closed doors inside the house, to the extent that he can open them. He also begs like a dog for food, drinks out of any cup he finds and loves laying flat out on his back with his legs splayed.

Strange creaturs.

Espressomartin Thu 07-Mar-19 21:33:51

Aren’t cats smashing eh ❤️

ideasofmarch Thu 07-Mar-19 21:36:20

That almighty elephantine THUD noise you hear when a cat jumps off the furniture upstairs...

In our house we call it the CatBonk, and we take it as a sign that they have snoozed for long enough and are now feeling peckish.

MotorcycleMayhem Thu 07-Mar-19 21:37:42

Will have full conversations with you
Still hisses at the dog after 2 years
Tries to batter ten bells out of any unsuspecting cats that enters our garden (she's an indoor cat) and is a dirty dirty fighter
Gives epic dirty looks
Everyone says she should be cast in a Bond film
Is a total princess
Only weighs 3kg

Sunkist12 Thu 07-Mar-19 21:42:23

Mine drinks water out of the sink, even though he has fresh water in his bowl.
He gets lost all time, and I have to walk him back home if he ventures a little too far than normal
I believe he thinks he's dog, he walks along side of me during the school run every day
Waits in a bush once he gets to the road and pops back out and follows back home on the way back.
Oh, he's also a food snob, loves Sheeba, gourmet, but turns his nose up at aldi

Practicallyperfectwithprosecco Thu 07-Mar-19 21:47:29

My cat kills toilet rolls and tissues and wrapping paper and the post! I come home every day to shredded paper 2 teenagers are oblivious to the mess and step over it but she is proud of herself keeping us safe from all these dangers in the house

Practicallyperfectwithprosecco Thu 07-Mar-19 21:55:22

The tissue killing cat

Mrbay Thu 07-Mar-19 22:36:12

Our yard cat loves to ride on the back on my horse! He's the most cuddley feral cat I've ever met.
My older cat at home, does the staring at you whilst you sleep, I mean a few inches away from your face. Always freaks guests out!

Threeminis Thu 07-Mar-19 22:52:18

@MooseBeTimeForSnow
She is beautiful! So elegant

MooseBeTimeForSnow Thu 07-Mar-19 22:56:21

Thanks all. She’s a Siberian.

Newadventure Thu 07-Mar-19 22:56:58

Exs cat only comes to you when called via tambourine.

FetchezLaVache Thu 07-Mar-19 23:00:47

@wheresmymojo that's because he's a mere cat!

I'll get me coat.

SammySamSam09 Thu 07-Mar-19 23:02:02

My cat sits next to me at the table and eats her dinner with the rest of the family...oh no wait you said weird cats not weird owners..oops

HerRoyalFattyness Thu 07-Mar-19 23:17:22

Mine hugs my feet...
He also gives high 5 and can open doors.
He knows where we keep the treats and steals them all before his older brother can get any and will headbutt anyone who isn't showing him enough attention.

Gomyownway Thu 07-Mar-19 23:23:18

Mine magically appears everywhere and does the patio thing.

She doesn’t just stare whilst I’m in the bath, but stands on the edge and walks round me, staring at me the entire time.

When she wants breakfast in the morning she will knock literally everything off my Bedside table before batting me on the nose over and over

She loves to sit on plastic bags, and will lick them over and over.

Cats are weird. That’s why I love them.

Everydayimhuffling Fri 08-Mar-19 00:44:37

Mine bangs on the door where she is shut downstairs to let me know it's breakfast time - at 5 am. She's shut downstairs because otherwise she wakes me up by putting a paw on my face and slowly, gradually, extending her claws into me. She also loves towels and will demand that anyone getting out the shower pick her up so she can sit in their towelled lap and be stroked. I do love the tiny weirdo!

Myfoolishboatisleaning Fri 08-Mar-19 00:54:07

My cat is a massive twat and does most of the things on this thread. Pissing in the bath is one of his more normal behaviours. Twat.

Purpleartichoke Fri 08-Mar-19 06:02:33

Mine steals baths. If you are filling the tub, the door must be shut firmly or you will return to a cat luxuriating in your bath water.

She also steals food constantly and has been known to jump up and take bites out of food we are actively biting. Her favorite things to steal are sticks of butter and lollipops.

JenniferJareau Fri 08-Mar-19 06:42:24

Here are my two.

LegitimateShite Fri 08-Mar-19 06:46:51

I read this thread yesterday, had a laugh about how fucking psycopathic cats are, then thought no more of it.

Put the cats to bed last night (they were definitely all where they were supposed to be; I give them all dreamies before I go upstairs)...then was woken up at 5.30 by a soft little fuzzy face nudging my hand. HOW? Why are so many cats apparently able to teleport? I’m not entirely comfortable with this development. I’m sure I saw one of my cats smiling the other day. They’re clearly all up to something.

(They’re put to bed downstairs because otherwise one of them stands on my head, yells directly into my face, does high speed parkour round the bedroom, and prods me very slowly and deliberately on the nose with her paw. For hours. Every time I go to bed. She’s an adorable little dickhead).

Mmmhmmm Fri 08-Mar-19 07:45:23

My cat had a top entry litter box and occasionally she'd just jump on top of it and pee over the side onto the floor.

She also liked having a shower but if I gave her a bath I was clearly trying to kill her.

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