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Greg Wallace

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Sweetpea55 Wed 27-Feb-19 20:45:39

I'm quite prepared to be told I'm being totally unreasonable.........
But lord above.... I could bitch slap him from here to next week..
Gobby tosser.

Svolvaer Wed 27-Feb-19 20:48:31

YABU - your description is inaccurate. It should read "creepy, slimy, sleazy, goby tosser" He makes my skin crawl, especially when he's getting all orgasmic over a pudding.

SweetheartNeckline Wed 27-Feb-19 20:49:31

Thank God for that, thought you were going to say you fancy him.

Thatsnotmyotter Wed 27-Feb-19 20:50:57

I sometimes feel like the only person who doesn’t hate him. He seems quite nice to me 😬

BertrandRussell Wed 27-Feb-19 20:51:54

I am alone in thinking that h

meladeso Wed 27-Feb-19 20:52:59

I do not hate him, I've never given him much thought either way.
But his Netflix special made me absolutely howl.
Fucking hilarious.

BertrandRussell Wed 27-Feb-19 20:53:31

Sorry. Alone in thinking that he’s a bit over bouncy, but he’s really good with people. I like him on Ear Well For Less.

recrudescence Wed 27-Feb-19 20:53:50

Agree, OP. I don’t understand how he got the job.

Thatsnotmyotter Wed 27-Feb-19 20:53:51

Although now I have realised that his name is ‘Gregg’ with two Gs at the end I am reconsidering. How unnecessary!

BabyDarlingDollfaceHoney Wed 27-Feb-19 20:54:36

It's a shame because Masterchef is such a good show. It's so obvious though that none of the contestants care what he thinks because his opinions are so irrelevant. He's just a bloke that likes food, he shouldn't be a judge on a show like that.

iklboo Wed 27-Feb-19 20:55:39

Come over to the Masterchef threads. We are your people.

OftenHangry Wed 27-Feb-19 20:58:02

I don't get why is he judging! He doesn't have proper credentials imho!
He is a veg man, which is fine if he was judging veg, not cooking.
His try to have a restaurant didn't go well either.

Just no idea what is he actually doing there🤷‍♀️
Except telling time.

mintich Wed 27-Feb-19 20:58:31

Yep can't stand him off the way he eats!

JaneJeffer Wed 27-Feb-19 20:59:15

I lol him on the factory programme. He seems really nice and he's always so enthusiastic. But if I was a Masterchef contestant he would annoy me with his hovering and rushing.

JaneJeffer Wed 27-Feb-19 20:59:42

like not lol!

OftenHangry Wed 27-Feb-19 20:59:44

My dream is to get on that show and keep an eye on time. And always shout out how much we have left 15 seconds before him.

fourquenelles Wed 27-Feb-19 21:00:32

Vent your frustrations over in Telly Addicts on the Masterchef threads. We have a soft spot for Shouty McPieface (under the patio)

Sweetpea55 Wed 27-Feb-19 21:01:10

Where are these Masterchef threads.. I feel a need to unburden myself.
Babydoll... agreed. His opinion is irrelevant.
He's just a baldy gobby greengrocer. And why in gods name does he have to shout all the time?

meladeso Wed 27-Feb-19 21:02:24

Hahah I thought we were talking about Greg Davies! grinblush

GreenOliveOrBlackOlive Wed 27-Feb-19 21:02:35

Buttery biscuit base..

ThePollutedShadesOfPemberley Wed 27-Feb-19 21:04:25

If I could have a pound for every time he says "WOW!" on the fucking factory programme I would be effin loaded!

The80sweregreat Wed 27-Feb-19 21:04:49

His ok. I dislike other presenters on tv more than him.

iklboo Wed 27-Feb-19 21:04:56

Sweetpea - it's in the Telly Addicts section

Guineapiglet345 Wed 27-Feb-19 21:07:01

I was just watching him on the factory thing about how they make potato waffles and he basically follows someone around a factory pointing and yelling “what’s that?” “How many potatoes go in there?” “How many waffles can you make in 24 hours?” It’s quite bizarre and he always seems ecstatic at watching conveyor belts.

I imagine he’s a nightmare in real life.

PrawnOfCreation Wed 27-Feb-19 21:07:15

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