To want the floor to open up and swallow me?

[Bottletopsx]

I took my 6 year old granddaughter to the loo in Mcdonalds. I waited at the wash basin while she had a wee. When we got back into the restaurant from nowhere she shouted at the top of her voice to a ton of people eating, "Grandma, why do grown ups have fur on their bottom?"

Lol

[LellowYedbetter]

My son once shouted in McDonald’s “mum, how do you wee with no Willy?” He actually wanted to discuss it there and then ... with a table of teenage boys next to us.

[Rtmhwales]

A little boy I used to nanny, about three years old so had to come into the loos with me in public, loudly explained while I was mid pee "You have fur on your privates!" Followed closely by "can I pet it?" I've never been more embarrassed in my life by the endlessly sniggering coming from the stalls adjacent to me or at the sinks.

[OddBodsAndGladRags]

Took my youngest into the small cubicle with me when he was 3yrs old when we were out for a meal. When I was having a wee he was giving a loud running commentary on what I was doing and rather fascinated with my pretty knickers (Had nice undies on and not usual multi-pack M&S).

As we returned to our table, 2 ladies at lunch smiled at me and one said to her friend "And she's wearing pink lacey knickers today."
They'd been in the toilets and heard every word.

[LordPickle]

I am dying for you OP. 😂😂😂

My DS is only 2 but I dread the day he humiliates me in such a way. I would never set foot in that McDonalds again!!!

[JacktomyDaniel]

Me to the people outside “sorry! He takes ages!”
3 year old: “my wee was quick mummy. You did a poo”
Won’t be going there ever, ever again!

[penisbeakers]

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