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To ask how many of you will be rushing to buy these for the man in your life?

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SilverySurfer Mon 25-Feb-19 14:34:56

www.newchic.com/mens-shorts-4976/p-1295251.html?gmcCountry=GB¤cy=GBP&createTmp=1&ID=516262517284&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=cdm-cart-view-pc&utm_content=lincong&utm_design=68&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk82o6IvX4AIVEMp3Ch18-QpcEAEYASAGEgImCvD_BwE

They just popped up in the ads. I think they are designed to turn any adonis into a blob lol grin

I doubt if even David Gandy could make them look good.

PBo83 Mon 25-Feb-19 14:46:03

They just popped up in the ads. I think they are designed to turn any adonis into a blob lol

With a bit of luck they have the reverse effect and my wife will buy me some!

CuriousaboutSamphire Mon 25-Feb-19 14:52:03

WHat in the name of all that is precious was that?

My eyes.... TRIGGER WARNING for all those who come later....

SilverySurfer Mon 25-Feb-19 14:55:53

PBo83 I dare you to buy a pair and post a pic (especially if you look anything like David Gandy. grin

PBo83 Mon 25-Feb-19 14:59:08

especially if you look anything like David Gandy.

Sadly more like David Gower

PBo83 Mon 25-Feb-19 14:59:24

...Or David Mellor

13thWarriorWitch Mon 25-Feb-19 15:02:37

Maybe it's not the shorts. Maybe that's just the shape of his legs grin

NoShitHemlock Mon 25-Feb-19 15:10:48

Actually.....I am a full on short arse - bet these would be ankle length on me. And even though I am not a bloke I am rather rotund and they look like they hide a multitude of sins grin

peppersaunt Mon 25-Feb-19 15:12:39

Forwarded to DH so he can see what he’s getting for his birthday!

Doobydoobeedoo Mon 25-Feb-19 15:16:25

It looks like the model is wearing a very full nappy underneath.

My eyes! shock

Doobydoobeedoo Mon 25-Feb-19 15:18:35

And now that I've clicked on the link, more of those monstrosities are appearing in my ads on the side of the page.

Save yourselves, people! Don't look!

<runs away screaming into the distance>

NWQM Mon 25-Feb-19 15:19:13

Do you think it’s a wind machine or that they are boned to make them stay stickie outie?

Shinyletsbebadguys Mon 25-Feb-19 15:21:00

I would love to buy these for DP but I'm fairly sure he would have me up at the GP getting my sanity tested in a heartbeat

I once suggested a onesie for a joke and the resulting eyebrow lift nearly knocked the ceiling light off grin

SilverySurfer Mon 25-Feb-19 15:21:25

David Gower is fine but Mellor is pushing it a bit (actually a lot)

13thWarriorWitch you think the model is so deformed that his thigh is ten times wider than his calf shock

peppersaunt I bet he is counting the days grin

NoShitHemlock I'm a short arse myself but trust me when I tell you these would cause more sins than hide.

Kerantli Mon 25-Feb-19 15:24:58

I sent a screenshot to DP, I fully expect to be "told off" for burning his retinas when he gets home grin

whatsthecomingoverthehill Mon 25-Feb-19 15:27:24

They're called harem pants. I'm assuming because you'd have to pay a woman to fuck you if you wore them.

SilverySurfer Mon 25-Feb-19 15:34:23

Doobydoobeedoo well at least I'm no longer alone at these monstrosities popping up on my screen grin

NWQM I can't even begin to imagine.

But they are advertised as shorts - don't harem pants reach the ankle and aren't they made of soft material and not look like they are boned to the shape?

If your man is proving difficult to accept your fashion suggestions, how about: www.newchic.com/mens-swimwear-6382/p-1389800.html?rmmds=recommend_for_you which apparently are: Men's Camouflage Breathable Shapwear Pants Home Sport Sleepwear Yoga Swimming trousers grin

cjt110 Mon 25-Feb-19 15:36:13

I don't even know who David Gandy is... but those are hideous.

ForalltheSaints Mon 25-Feb-19 15:38:21

I am a man. Please do not buy me a pair.

Springwalk Mon 25-Feb-19 15:42:00

It is a form of cast iron contraception.

Absolutely hideous shock

BarbaraofSevillle Mon 25-Feb-19 15:48:01

I'm not falling for this again. I've had them bloody jester shoes chasing me round Mumsnet for the last fortnight.

SilverySurfer Mon 25-Feb-19 15:54:01

David Gandy is a model: uk.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrJS9e1_HNc2zUAApYM34lQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByZmVxM3N0BGNvbG8DaXIyBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=david+gandy&fr=mcafee

Yes, those stupid elf shoes followed me everywhere.

Barabajagal Mon 25-Feb-19 15:57:28

Scroll down. There are some real beauties further down!

SilverySurfer Mon 25-Feb-19 16:03:01

wow - thanks Barabaja - goes off to bleach eyeballs. www.newchic.com/casual-pants-c-4975/?country=153&conversionType=UK

BlackCloudofGloom Mon 25-Feb-19 16:09:34

oo oo they come in different colours so I could get my DH several pairs for different occasions!

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