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What the actual bloody hell is this?

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WhyTheLongFace Sat 23-Feb-19 20:33:54

Beer cap for scale.

A tiny and scarily detailed mangled human.

Why? What is it? Is it going to drag itself up the stairs and murder me in my sleep? And where did it come from? And WHY??????

Haggisfish Sat 23-Feb-19 20:34:59

Looks like a walking dead figure? I’ll bet they sell them somewhere for some sort of role playing/gaming type thing.

YouTheCat Sat 23-Feb-19 20:35:07

Half a very small zombie...

Debruary Sat 23-Feb-19 20:35:16

You killed Gulliver sad

WhyTheLongFace Sat 23-Feb-19 20:36:12

A tiny zombie?????

I’m going to have to move out aren’t I?

EwItsAHooman Sat 23-Feb-19 20:36:36

Has your cat found a nest of Borrowers and brought you it's leftovers as a gift?

WhyTheLongFace Sat 23-Feb-19 20:37:12

Almost as scary does this mean someon in my family is doing weird walking dead role play?

DollyPartonsBeard Sat 23-Feb-19 20:37:12

Looks like a character from a game - like haggisfish said. We've got a couple of Zombie games and have similar figures (not painted, mind, but some people do paint them)

WhyTheLongFace Sat 23-Feb-19 20:37:57

Poor mangled borrower. I wonder if it is Pod.

3luckystars Sat 23-Feb-19 20:39:01

It looks like it has a tail.

Haggisfish Sat 23-Feb-19 20:39:18

NO!!!! Not pod!!!grin

PixieDust20 Sat 23-Feb-19 20:40:50

Just tried to look it up by looking at walking dead figures. Can't find anything 😂

WhyTheLongFace Sat 23-Feb-19 20:41:13

I think it’s tentacles. Or maybe intestines?

Alabasterangel6 Sat 23-Feb-19 20:42:33

I need to know. My 7yo DS seems to have acquired a set of teeny teeny tiny poseable soldiers about that size. Arms move and they stand up. And I’d love to get him more but I have no clue where from and even less clue where these came from (may have been in an inherited bag of toys from one of several cousins?!)

meladeso Sat 23-Feb-19 20:43:38

It's clearly a severed torso. Yuck!

Alabasterangel6 Sat 23-Feb-19 20:44:01

Soldiers are in now way maimed or dismembered as this one is disturbingly si!

WhyTheLongFace Sat 23-Feb-19 20:44:03

I’m going to bed. (V early start).

If I hear teeny tiny dragging, wheezing, zombie type noises getting nearer.... bumping up the stairs..... I shall hide under the duvet.

picklemepopcorn Sat 23-Feb-19 20:47:39

Good idea. It'll never manage to wriggle under the duvet and eat your brains,

averystrangeweek Sat 23-Feb-19 21:00:31

Wear bedsocks tonight. And gloves. And a suit of armour. Just in case.

MitziK Sat 23-Feb-19 21:04:35

The Borrowers: Zombie Apocalypse Edition.

A hitherto unpublicised sequel.

Not often found in the Childrens' Library for some reason...

elQuintoConyo Sat 23-Feb-19 21:12:35

You'll need a special snorkel...

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