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AIBU to ask what’s the worst insult you’ve ever called your pet?

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Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 01:12:05

When no one is looking of course! We love them unconditionally but sometimes they can be horrors! Doesn’t seem to matter what you call them they still love you anyhow! Mine dog ate cat poo earlier and I admit I swore at him!

Bambamber Thu 21-Feb-19 01:15:16

Shitbag is essentially a nickname for my dog. Alongside dickhead and douchebag

Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 01:16:56

I do tend to call my dog dickhead a lot, normally when he’s eating something he shouldn’t!

Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 01:18:54

@bambamber I do need at least one story though as to why he’s a dickhead!

sparkling123 Thu 21-Feb-19 01:21:34

My cat is 'affectionately' called a little shit when he decides to be sick all over the only rug in the whole of the downstairs. The downstairs is laminate throughout...

Bambamber Thu 21-Feb-19 01:21:53

Stole my husband's steak of the kitchen side grin

Bambamber Thu 21-Feb-19 01:22:08


mystar Thu 21-Feb-19 01:23:34

My cat ate a glow stick out of a party bag because He is a fat greedy cunt. He is still called a greedy cunt.
He no longer glows yellow at the mouth though.

Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 01:24:19

Mine is now curled up at my toes like an angel!

GrumpyInsomniac Thu 21-Feb-19 01:27:15

Grotcat for things I need to clean up.

And for our ginger girl, arsehole when she's doing twatty things to the boy cats. She has a bad case of small cat syndrome and I am amazed the boys, both 30% bigger than her, put up with her shit.

ILoveCrunchyAutumnLeaves Thu 21-Feb-19 01:27:49

I call my dog mutface grin

Ireallywantmylifeback Thu 21-Feb-19 01:28:02

Hmm, mine normally starts barking for attention around 930pm. Apparently that's official playtime. She gets called a noisy b@stard. I may have told her to STFU once or twice too. I do love her so much tho, she's the best companion.

Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 01:30:57

I feel better for greeting mine with “good morning you jumping fucking idiot” each day at the stair gate!

Rubadublin Thu 21-Feb-19 01:45:35

Naughty furry sick factory.

He’s fetched up a fur ball and a bit of sick, and he doesn’t care.

Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 02:08:52

“Naughty furry sick factory” lol

sunshineandshowers21 Thu 21-Feb-19 02:10:24

i’ve been know to call my dog a ‘mouldy bastard’ at times 🙈

Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 02:13:26

My fight now is “get off my feet I need to sleep, please move, please baby... move. Ok I’m moving, yes I know you’re tired, poor baby, ok a quick walkie then”. I’m so in charge :P

KaleidoscopeEyes Thu 21-Feb-19 02:14:26

We call ours CuntyBollocks every single day grin

Justagirlwholovesaboy Thu 21-Feb-19 02:18:02

That is pretty special 😂

alwayscrashinginthesamecar1 Thu 21-Feb-19 02:29:48

I call my cat Fatty all the time. I wouldn't dream of fat-shaming a human, but I fat shame my cat all the time!

FloofyDoof Thu 21-Feb-19 02:29:56

I'm pretty sure that mine thinks his name is "fuck off cat!"

NoShitHemlock Thu 21-Feb-19 02:37:05

Barky Bark - doesn't sound like an insult, but its because he is a noisy little fucker who should be in a boy band.....

Also fuckface, scruffy fucker (he really is) and mummys bestest boy (said only to him and never in front of anyone else grin )

Monty27 Thu 21-Feb-19 02:44:08

Many many swear words.
Cat obviously I've even given him the 'fingers' when he's been bad cat and yowling to be allowed back in blush

Aquamarine1029 Thu 21-Feb-19 02:46:43

I called one of my cats "Fucking Bastard Cunt" a few weeks ago when she knocked over my glass of wine. I refuse to apologise.

MissLanesAmericanCousin Thu 21-Feb-19 02:47:50

Little demon. Cause' frankly, because lets face it, cats really are. grin

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