To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

[PutyourtoponTrevor]

Bbq beef super noodles on Warburtons toastie bread with lashings of butter

[prettypossums]

Ice cream, Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches, with thickly sliced fresh white bread

[ClaireUnderwoodforPresident]

Primula cheese straight from the tube or on Frazzles crisps

[onemouseplace]

A bolognese sandwich with loads of butter and grated cheese when I'm doing the kids' tea. It's dirty, unnecessary and totally delicious.

[HalfBloodPrincess]

Wotsits dipped in curry sauce.

(Disclaimer:27 weeks pregnant)

[BlueMerchant]

Use milkybars to scoop up and eat Nutella from the jar regularly.

[TheQueef]

Pot noodle with grated cheese and corned beef chunks

[longwayoff]

M&S dirty fries. Chips with cheese, bacon and chilli and Iceland boneless American chicken. Not often tho.

[formerbabe]

Jar of peanut butter + jar of jam + spoon

Or melt a bar of chocolate in the microwave, add cornflakes and eat with a spoon

[beela]

Digestive biscuits with butter (and sometimes cheese as well).

[JustHereForThePooStories]

Sugar sandwich

Two slices of very thick white sliced bread, about quarter of an inch of real butter on each slice, then about one teaspoon of white sugar mushed into the butter on each slice. Sandwich both slices together, and enjoy.

I’m not proud or thin

[Aprilshowersarecomingsoon]

Not now but as a dc I used to eat raw bacon rinds.
And jar fulls of Ovaltine - when it was granules not powder!

[Frostyapples]

Batchelors savoury rice mixed with super noodles served in a wrap - carbolicious msg heaven!

[Ylvamoon]

Chocolate & cheese and onion crisp together !
(always has a thing for sweet & salty)

[Vulpine]

I honestly never eat anything in secret but I am happy to eat almost anything. No qualms.

[SureTry]

I used to sneak sugar sandwiches when I was a child 😋

[formerbabe]

When I'm making a Bolognese, I dip a slice of bread in the pan, let the sauce saturate it, lift it out, sprinkle in salt and eat

[flitwit99]

Nutella straight from the jar with a teaspoon. It's not particularly dirty but I definitely do it in secret.

[Kitsandkids]

Large bar of Dairy Milk or Galaxy melted in the microwave. Eaten with a spoon.

Also, tinned pears with condensed milk is very sickly but very nice!

[Elephantina]

I have been known to eat coffee buttercream straight from the shop-bought pot. I'm hardcore but that even makes me feel sick pretty swiftly...

[TSSDNCOP]

I enjoy an Oxo cube.

Also raw sausage and bacon rashers.

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

Cheap store brand onion rings (the snacks not the ones you deep fry and have with chips).

[formerbabe]

I enjoy an Oxo cube

I nibble chicken stock cubes occasionally.

[wishingforalotterywin]

Cheese and onion crisp sandwiches

[blackteasplease]

Just butter and sugar mixed together. I haven't done that for a long time though.