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To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

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Clairaloulou Mon 18-Feb-19 20:07:09

Mine is Frosties with cream.

PutyourtoponTrevor Mon 18-Feb-19 20:08:16

Bbq beef super noodles on Warburtons toastie bread with lashings of butter

prettypossums Mon 18-Feb-19 20:09:01

Ice cream, Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches, with thickly sliced fresh white bread

ClaireUnderwoodforPresident Mon 18-Feb-19 20:09:21

Primula cheese straight from the tube or on Frazzles crisps grin

onemouseplace Mon 18-Feb-19 20:10:17

A bolognese sandwich with loads of butter and grated cheese when I'm doing the kids' tea. It's dirty, unnecessary and totally delicious.

HalfBloodPrincess Mon 18-Feb-19 20:10:17

Wotsits dipped in curry sauce.

(Disclaimer:27 weeks pregnant)

BlueMerchant Mon 18-Feb-19 20:10:46

Use milkybars to scoop up and eat Nutella from the jar regularly.

TheQueef Mon 18-Feb-19 20:11:47

Pot noodle with grated cheese and corned beef chunks blush

longwayoff Mon 18-Feb-19 20:12:29

M&S dirty fries. Chips with cheese, bacon and chilli and Iceland boneless American chicken. Not often tho.

formerbabe Mon 18-Feb-19 20:12:46

Jar of peanut butter + jar of jam + spoon blush

Or melt a bar of chocolate in the microwave, add cornflakes and eat with a spoon blush

beela Mon 18-Feb-19 20:13:12

Digestive biscuits with butter (and sometimes cheese as well).

JustHereForThePooStories Mon 18-Feb-19 20:13:29

Sugar sandwich blush

Two slices of very thick white sliced bread, about quarter of an inch of real butter on each slice, then about one teaspoon of white sugar mushed into the butter on each slice. Sandwich both slices together, and enjoy.

I’m not proud or thin

Aprilshowersarecomingsoon Mon 18-Feb-19 20:14:25

Not now but as a dc I used to eat raw bacon rinds.
And jar fulls of Ovaltine - when it was granules not powder!

Frostyapples Mon 18-Feb-19 20:14:38

Batchelors savoury rice mixed with super noodles served in a wrap - carbolicious msg heaven!

Vulpine Mon 18-Feb-19 20:15:33

I honestly never eat anything in secret but I am happy to eat almost anything. No qualms.

Ylvamoon Mon 18-Feb-19 20:15:33

Chocolate & cheese and onion crisp together grin!
(always has a thing for sweet & salty)

SureTry Mon 18-Feb-19 20:16:50

I used to sneak sugar sandwiches when I was a child 😋

formerbabe Mon 18-Feb-19 20:17:58

When I'm making a Bolognese, I dip a slice of bread in the pan, let the sauce saturate it, lift it out, sprinkle in salt and eat

flitwit99 Mon 18-Feb-19 20:18:04

Nutella straight from the jar with a teaspoon. It's not particularly dirty but I definitely do it in secret.

Kitsandkids Mon 18-Feb-19 20:18:11

Large bar of Dairy Milk or Galaxy melted in the microwave. Eaten with a spoon.

Also, tinned pears with condensed milk is very sickly but very nice!

Elephantina Mon 18-Feb-19 20:18:15

I have been known to eat coffee buttercream straight from the shop-bought pot. I'm hardcore but that even makes me feel sick pretty swiftly...

TSSDNCOP Mon 18-Feb-19 20:18:33

I enjoy an Oxo cube.

Also raw sausage and bacon rashers.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD Mon 18-Feb-19 20:18:40

Cheap store brand onion rings (the snacks not the ones you deep fry and have with chips).

formerbabe Mon 18-Feb-19 20:19:24

I enjoy an Oxo cube

I nibble chicken stock cubes occasionally.

wishingforalotterywin Mon 18-Feb-19 20:19:44

Cheese and onion crisp sandwiches

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