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To not be offended by a lions willy??

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ifyouknowmeyoullknowthis · 18/02/2019 19:39

I think this mother is ridiculous!!

Mum's shock at toy lion's 'willy' as she calls for them to be banned - Metroapple.news/A5V-5-SasQU-TQ-0vHx0Jhg

The fact that her children were running around Target, showing the genitals to customers and embarrassing the mother, just goes to prove why the penis SHOULD be on the lion and why it should be perfectly normal and not something for the children to be so surprised by!!

Male lions have penis'!! SHOCK HORROR!

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slipperywhensparticus · 18/02/2019 19:43

I think it's just where the plastic comes out of the mould (mold? I've gone blank) it's in the wrong place!

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ImperfectTents · 18/02/2019 19:45

That's no willy. Poor lion has piles

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ifyouknowmeyoullknowthis · 18/02/2019 19:46

I would agree that if it's meant to be a penis- it's a little high up. But the mum just seems annoyed that she should be the one to tell her children about genitalia, like it's taboo?! I'm sure her children have noticed their own by now- why wouldn't they know that animals also have those bits?!

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ifyouknowmeyoullknowthis · 18/02/2019 19:46

That's no willy. Poor lion has piles*

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showerpower · 18/02/2019 19:51

It's utterly ridiculous

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TheFirstOHN · 18/02/2019 19:52

She has five children under five... I'm impressed she has the time or energy to approach the press about this.

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ifyouknowmeyoullknowthis · 18/02/2019 19:53

She obviously doesn't have pets...if she does, I wonder if she puts pants on them so no genitals are showing.

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Divgirl2 · 18/02/2019 19:55

"it should be up to parents to decide when to tell their kids about genitalia"?! What planet does this woman live on?!

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minkies11 · 18/02/2019 19:56

ShockGrin

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John470322 · 18/02/2019 20:00

She has five children under five... I'm impressed she has the time or energy to approach the press about this.
After five children I'd have thought she might possibly have realised that males have a penis.

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Vivienharmon · 18/02/2019 20:01

Five under five?? She’s definitely not gonna blush when she sees a willy then!

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BertieBotts · 18/02/2019 20:04

I admit I did PMSL a bit at her indignance at the idea of children becoming aware of the existence of genitals.

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LadyHardy · 18/02/2019 20:05

You are not being unreasonable. This woman is an idiot. I do wish I could put something on my dog from time to time though. I do hate having to stare at her arsehole. It blights some perfectly good walks. It's like a TV in a pub. You can't help but look at it 😂

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Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 18/02/2019 20:06

I kid you not I knew a woman in her 20's with 2 dc who had never seen a man's penis.

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Vivienharmon · 18/02/2019 20:08

Aprilshowers wtf??

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GerryblewuptheER · 18/02/2019 20:09

Link doesn't take you any where when you c&p What am I missing?

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liverbird10 · 18/02/2019 20:09

Moron!

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BiscuitDrama · 18/02/2019 20:11
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GerryblewuptheER · 18/02/2019 20:12

I literally do not know what to say..

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Purplecatshopaholic · 18/02/2019 20:13

Actual lol. Need to check this story out. Is the woman deranged? I am fairly sure male lions have willies....

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sonjadog · 18/02/2019 20:13

Surely lions´ genitals are further down and round under the body a bit? Not that I have examined them closely, but I assume they are placed much the same place as on my male dog.

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LadyHardy · 18/02/2019 20:14

Aprilshowers WTF?! How is that possible?! How has she has two children without seeing a penis? Had she never seen one in the flesh or not ever seen one ever?! How is this possible?!

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SummerHouse · 18/02/2019 20:16

*gasp

What would Ken say!

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phoenix1404 · 18/02/2019 20:19

I knew a woman who apparently, when pregnant, didn't know which hole the baby would come out of! (sodding American lack of sex education...) I told her just to remember it was the one the ingredients went in by Halo

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LarkDescending · 18/02/2019 20:22

Wait till she finds out how well-endowed a zebra is.

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