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To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

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TrixieFranklin Sun 03-Feb-19 14:29:42

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie blush

Enta Sun 03-Feb-19 15:10:37

Also, weird that it's full sleeve.

Like having bare arms would make it indecent.

SummerHouse Sun 03-Feb-19 15:10:45

In there like swimwear.
This phrase has taken on a sinister new meaning.

WatcherOfTheNight Sun 03-Feb-19 15:12:55

@userschmoozer 🤣 ,I was just thinking the same grin

Cwenthryth Sun 03-Feb-19 15:13:46

Where are her labia? She looks like a barbie with no genitalia confused

Menstruatrawr Sun 03-Feb-19 15:18:55

I’d probably get stopped and questioned by the RSPCA if I wore that, about possible small animal abuse

HumptyDoo Sun 03-Feb-19 15:19:03

What would you wear that with? High-waisted jeans? confused

thegrinningfox Sun 03-Feb-19 15:19:31

Ohh my, exaxtly like that photo @mothertotheLordofmisrule grin

thegreatbeyond Sun 03-Feb-19 15:20:03

It's got a modest sleeve, and isn't too low-cut, making it perfect for church.

emmylousings Sun 03-Feb-19 15:21:13

What a faff when you need a wee? Remove who garment or just pull it to one side. Urgh!

PositivelyPERF Sun 03-Feb-19 15:21:14

They really photoshopped the fuck out of that, didn’t they. She’s completely flat.

TrixieFranklin Sun 03-Feb-19 15:21:17

Vulval floss gringrin

Juells Sun 03-Feb-19 15:24:21

Whenever I see the ads for boohoo on TV I think "only someone who works in porn would wear that!"

marykissmouse Sun 03-Feb-19 15:24:49

Less than an hour in and this thread should be in classics.

HankNPat Sun 03-Feb-19 15:25:49

I've just had an odd thought - it could be quite, erm, stimulating?! But not ideal when you're running for a bus shock

vdbfamily Sun 03-Feb-19 15:26:22

Anyone else wondering how uncomfortable the poppers would be???

DareDevil223 Sun 03-Feb-19 15:27:02

My fanny would be making a desperate bid for freedom if I tried to contain it in that grin

Is it supposed to be sexy? Much as DP both loves and fancies me, he would injure himself laughing if I wore something like that...

thegreatbeyond Sun 03-Feb-19 15:27:36

It doesn't look stimulating at all to me - I feel a bout of cystitis coming on just by looking at it.

DareDevil223 Sun 03-Feb-19 15:28:28

Also can I just say 'chafing' ?

SummerHouse Sun 03-Feb-19 15:32:23

It's a cilice?

TheOrigFV45 Sun 03-Feb-19 15:34:51

That's just the 'basic' model. I wonder what the 'advanced' version has!

Babyboysarenowbig Sun 03-Feb-19 15:37:20

Ouch!

If that’s how a real vajayjay looks like, I have problems!!🤣🤣🤣

JacksonPillock Sun 03-Feb-19 15:37:32

Install adblock

Fluffyears Sun 03-Feb-19 15:37:32

Wow she’s obviously got a very good waxing regime.

Sparklingbrook Sun 03-Feb-19 15:39:10

Oh yuck. Are there poppers or do you step into the neck hole and pull to get it on?

PerryPerryThePlatypus Sun 03-Feb-19 15:48:47

OMG imagine the clit lynching you'd get if you bent over? I'd say you get a free tube of canestan.

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