Highly absorbent vaginas

[Rachyabbadabbadoo]

Thought I'd try Yoni sanitary towels today. Their packaging blurb says "your vagina is highly absorbent. Just like our pads".

I haven't noticed a difference in the swimming pool water level when there are lots of women swimming.

AIBU to think my vagina isn't as highly absorbent as it should be?

[cavycavy]

When I get in the bath, the water level increases SIGNIFICANTLY! Oh no.... I think my foo foo is waterproof :(

[Njordsgrrrl]

Absorbent? Whit? Why does that wet patch / ninja roll bathroom dash happen then?

[Medra]

Next time I need to clean up a spill, I’ll just use my vagina rather than some kitchen roll.

[babysharkah]

Eh?!

[Lucked]

Next time someone spills red wine at a dinner party I have got it covered!

[JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff]

I use it to hoover up window condensation.

#lifehacks
#hincharmy

[Frankthebank]

I'm suffering from delightful pregnancy-related stress incontinence. If this is what happens with a highly absorbent vagina, I'd hate to see the tidal wave I'd experience otherwise every time I sneeze.

[Krakant]

I got rid of my vax carpet cleaner when I realised I could do the same with a jug of water, fairy liquid and some naked yoga.

[PerryPerryThePlatypus]

If one cultivates an impressive bush one can rid of the feather duster too.

[Frankthebank]

Wow, it's like a multi cleaner in your crotch.

[sackrifice]

Shit mine is broken then.

[Rachyabbadabbadoo]

I just can't get my head (or vagina) around that marketing brainstorming meeting. Someone somewhere MUST have a highly absorbent vagina for the idea to have been suggested. Who are these water sucking vagina-owners, and why aren't they out in force when we have heavy rain and subsequent flooding?

[Bishalisha]

@cavycavy same

[Bishalisha]

Oh I thought you said decreases! My foof sucks up half the bath and it pours out when I stand up 😂

[seven201]

A meeting with only men in

[Sowhatifisaycunt]

[HopeGarden]

They must be thinking of vagina’s absorbing toxins or irritants from plasticky perfumed sanitary products?

That’s the only definition of absorbent vaginas that makes sense to me.

[NorksAreMessy]

Say what now?

[Gigglebrain]

Haha, I read that on the box today, then I read your title.
They are good, but they are expensive.

[Fraula]

krakant

[Ginnymweasley]

this really made me laugh.... If you have an absorbent vagina how do you get rid of the liquid you have absorbed??

[Extravagant]

Mine is also made of absorbent cotton (so I don’t really need the pads)

[ClosdesMouches]

I still can't see the word Yoni without thinking about Brian.

[MotherOfDragonite]

That decision has been made by a load of men who have literally not a clue where the semen goes after they ejaculate, hasn't it..