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AIBU?

Husband using my Liz Earle cleanse & polish cloths

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ohlordyohlordy · 20/01/2019 21:09

Grrrrr, cleaning around my bed this evening and discovered some of my Liz Earle cleanse & polish cloths in teeny tiny crusty scrunched up balls!!!

My husband has been using them to wipe up after he masturbates!!!
Let me be clear, masturbation is normal, I've no issue with that, but sullying my cloths I scrub my face with is really out of order !
I've only got about eight of them so three out of action under the bed is frustrating.

He thinks it's funny, AIBU to think this is out of order and he should find a new receptacle for his jizz that doesn't involve my beauty routine !!!!!!!

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tinydancer88 · 20/01/2019 21:13

I think murder is justified.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 20/01/2019 21:14

Well to be fair , a paper tissue isn't ideal, he' be forever picking off the stray bits.
At least with a LE cloth he's exfoliating at the same time.

Buy him some of his own (there are loads of cheapie ones - M&S, £ shop, or DirtyWorks from Sainsbury)

Better than a teenage boys Wank Sock.


(Vows never to look in my teenage sons bin)
Envy < not envy

StowawayJo · 20/01/2019 21:14

Why is he wanking into cloths then just leaving them on the floor. That's your issue that's fucking rank.

PennyMordauntsLadyBrain · 20/01/2019 21:18

I know there’ll be some people who think that’s this is mildly amusing, but actually it’s pretty telling that he’s using your belongings to clean up his (totally controllable) bodily functions.

He’s not using a tissue, or his underwear or one of his own socks- he’s using something that you use to clean your face with.

I’d be furious.

Hippychick78 · 20/01/2019 21:19

He clearly needs a penis beaker 😂

MrsMcW · 20/01/2019 21:20

As PP have said - why the hell is he leaving them lying under the bed when he's done, regardless of whatever he used?!? I'd be going mental at that!

moreismore · 20/01/2019 21:20

Just text him a link to some replacement cloths and leave it there.

Get a red sharpie and write SHAME on the old ones for him to use Grin

Moominfan · 20/01/2019 21:21

Ltb

Pachyderm1 · 20/01/2019 21:21

Omg what a revolting slob. Why is he leaving scrunched up wank cloths kicking around? Repulsive slattern!

madcatladyforever · 20/01/2019 21:21

He won't think it's so funny when you clean the shitty toilet with his toothbrush.

JITSOG · 20/01/2019 21:21

He’s disrespectful and revolting.

Sorry this is not funny. It’s sad.

Laiste · 20/01/2019 21:22

Yeah. The issue is him just chucking it all on the floor. Filthy bastard.

BooksAreMyOnlyFriends · 20/01/2019 21:22

Sprinkle chilli powder on to them

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 20/01/2019 21:23

Buy him some hankies wankies and write his name on with laundry marker to make your point? Then charge him for your replacement LEs. 60 degree wash and iron would probably fix the trashed ones, but it's the principle.

silkpyjamasallday · 20/01/2019 21:24

That's so disrespectful, both using your belongings as jizz rags and leaving them on the floor for you to clean up. You need to tell him to buy his own, and hand wash then boil wash the ones he has already soiled. What a prick.

magoria · 20/01/2019 21:25

What Penny says.

He is using your stuff to clean up as well as just leaving it laying around for you to have to get rid of.

That is not funny is is completely disrespectful.

adreamofspring · 20/01/2019 21:25

Sprinkle chilli powder on to them

^ this!

Or tiger balm or deep heat.

PennyMordauntsLadyBrain · 20/01/2019 21:26

the issue is him just chucking it all on the floor.

Nah, the issue is with him treating OP’s belongings with disrespect.

Instead of using something that he owns or uses (because that would be gross, obv), he picks something that OP has bought for herself.

And then discards it for her to pick up like some underling.

MsVestibule · 20/01/2019 21:26

That is vile. As PPs have said, to use your belongings in this way is bad enough, but to then just chuck them on the floor for you to clear is disgusting and disrespectful.

PastaCake · 20/01/2019 21:31

Completely out of order. He wouldn't like it of you used his washcloth instead of toilet paper. How rude. He owes you a big apology.

user1474894224 · 20/01/2019 21:33

Sorry but that's too funny. I have hundreds of the cloths because they used to come with every purchase of cleanse and polish. At least it's a legitimate use!! But yes...make sure he puts them in the machine immediately. And buy yourself some more....with his money.

timeisnotaline · 20/01/2019 21:37

He can buy his own. I’d dust the house with his underpants until he did.

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Haworthia · 20/01/2019 21:40

This must be deliberate.

Why else would he choose to wank into your fairly expensive muslin cloths and then leave them under the bed for you to find/to fester indefinitely? I mean, could he show more contempt for you if he tried?

Ethel36 · 20/01/2019 21:40

Buy a box of tissues for his side of the bed and a waste paper bin.

PennyMordauntsLadyBrain · 20/01/2019 21:42

I mean, could he show more contempt for you if he tried?

This.

I might be spending too much time on the feminism board, but this isn’t even passive-aggressive, it’s just an aggressive way of showing that he doesn’t care about your belongings.

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